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Don’t those Floridians know that the oceans are rising and that those homes will all be under water in another five years?

I wonder if Hoffman also ran a marathon to prep for the part?

Dude, you need a proofreader.

Potsee?

And so-called “climate change” is due to more temperature taking.

Ix-nay on the ak Ch’een chay.

And, of course, there is the one about not making a Marine Corps joke in front of five Marines because you don’t want to have to explain it five times.

Here’s one that I recall from 43 years ago. The branches of service can be interchanged as needed.

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A soldier and a sailor were in the room Army people call a latrine and Navy people call a head.

After they were done, the soldier headed for the door and the sailor to the sink.

“Hey!” yelled the sailor. “In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss.”

The soldier replied, “in the Army they teach us not to piss on our hands.”

We had some good Navy jokes when I was Army. Trying to remember one now, but I guess I’m getting old.

Samari Rolle was related to Kaiser Rolle, I believe.

Don't forget Pepper Johnson too!

“What $400.00?”

Should I be concerned that I don’t know who any of those people are?

Amen. Prayers up.