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Can’t even sue the Acme company for that one.

Great detective novel (apparently it was the first of a series so I need to read the subsequent ones now - if I can remember to do so):

https://www.amazon.com/Memory-Man-David-Baldacci/dp/1455559806

Amos Decker’s life changed forever—twice.

The first time was on the gridiron. A big, towering athlete, he was the only person from his hometown of Burlington ever to play in the NFL. But his career ended before it had a chance to begin. On his very first play, a violent helmet-to-helmet collision knocked him off the field forever, and left him with an improbable side effect—he can forget nothing.

New Haven? Kind of like “Springfield.” Got it narrowed down to about 30 or 40 states.

Would it be too cold for a Lap dance?

FIRST TIME HEARING ‘Cream - White Room’ | GENUINE REACTION (Irish rapper)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeoY6B-81q4

Inside the “White Room”

With black curtains?

I’m sure the hospital cut something off.

Insert blonde joke here?

Was a Coldplay concert involved?

regions where the timing of seasonal cycles can be out of sync between nearby locations.

I was expecting to read something hilarious. The headline lied. Everything I read was just sad.

STEINBRENNER: Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Bcause I got a flash for you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!

Totally!

George Costanza: One person? That’s no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal Burning Man? 30? 40?

Naan sense.

"I hate Mondays that start like this. Anybody have any coffee?"