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WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants. "You can vote for your next county clerk while enjoying unlimited pasta and breadsticks," Trump said. "I'm the only one that could have made a deal like this." According to sources, Trump had long been frustrated with Congress' refusal to act on election security, forcing him to make a deal with Olive Garden as part of an official executive order. "It occurred to me — because I'm brilliant, I'm a really...

An angry Olive Garden waitress throwing breadsticks at customers who stiffed her on a tip is a compelling story, especially if police arrested that waitress for assault. Unlimited breadsticks doesn’t mean unlimited free labor!" she supposedly yelled. Conservatively, this story has been seen more than 5 million times. It comes complete with a mug shot of a pretty blonde woman with watery eyes and a pink face who has clearly been crying. But the entire thing is fake. Everything that is—except for the young woman. Her name is Megan Ashlee . She is a student in College Station, and this...

Saturday July 22, 2006 the Freeper Motorhome (60' with Hot Tub on the top) arrives at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California.The Robinsons arrive at the Ronald Reagan Library on Saturday. FR Security Personnel (in sunglasses left rear and under FR hat in foreground left) check area as Jim and family enter facility. Jim and Shelia Check out the Library.