Andy Card: "There's a salesman here to see you Karl. I tried to throw him out the door, but he's persistent. He's dressed in a kilt and says to tell you he has a 'boonie good bargain for ya,' and that you'd know that that means." Karl Rove: "A 'boonie good bargain,' you say? Show him in." Salesman: "I knew you'd let me in Mr. Rove. Nothing important escapes your steel trap brain." Karl Rove: "If you're selling what I think you're selling, I'm more than interested in talking to you. 'A boonie good bargain,' indeed. The kilt and the...