It's the Friday after Christmas and I was up at stupid o'clock cuz I've got a baby who decided it'd be fun to wake us up every 2 hours. So I really needed a laugh… and boy did the replies to this thread deliver! We'll start with the obvious thought crimes. Then come the lesser thought crimes. Don't forget the actual answers though: Then we come to the King-Solomon-level wisdom: I'll add this one: Civilization exists because men have women. Speaking generally about the male half of the human race, there is no point for a man to explore, build,...