Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont is the only candidate for president willing to name the real crisis confronting America. Too many underarm spray deodorants. Move over Obama, terrorism, illegal aliens, Obamacare and the sputtering economy. Old Spice is the real vice. En garde, Right Guard! Bernie Sanders has got your number. He wants to ice Ice Blue Secret, ax AXE and ban Ban. This is what he said the day before his official kickoff Wednesday in Burlington, Vt.: "You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in...