This site is dedicated to subjecting particularly awful Christian liturgical vestments or church decorations to the ridicule they so richly deserve. Contributions are welcome and can be e-mailed to websterglobe at juno dot com. (The following is a sampling of recent features on that blog) COCK-A-DOODLE-DON'T There might be a liturgical reason for this but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is. ALTERATIONS WHILE U WAIT If the phrase "too clever by half" ever suggests itself, you're doing it wrong. FRONTAL? Or Jackson Pollock's bath mat? DEFINITION Dignity 1. The quality or state of being worthy...