Most of my goals have been achieved, so I've decided to allow the monkey another ride on my back, and shoot up using the pure informational heroine of FR's collective individual consciousness. The self-imposed intellectual methadone of focused isolation was simply unsatisfying. I need you all. Need you bad. What did I miss? Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now? Did Quix turn atheist? Has Jim Robinson become a Truther? Has Obama done anything pro-America? Please tell me I've missed something surprising.