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The Comedian's Id | 5-21-2010 | The Comedian

Posted on 05/21/2010 3:26:43 PM PDT by The Comedian

Most of my goals have been achieved, so I've decided to allow the monkey another ride on my back, and shoot up using the pure informational heroine of FR's collective individual consciousness.

The self-imposed intellectual methadone of focused isolation was simply unsatisfying. I need you all. Need you bad.

What did I miss?

Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now? Did Quix turn atheist? Has Jim Robinson become a Truther?

Has Obama done anything pro-America?

Please tell me I've missed something surprising.


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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

1 posted on 05/21/2010 3:26:43 PM PDT by The Comedian
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Too bored by your post to help you, sorry.


2 posted on 05/21/2010 3:27:45 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Stay tuned, the KA-KA is about to hit the fan.


3 posted on 05/21/2010 3:28:36 PM PDT by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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Nothing important.


4 posted on 05/21/2010 3:29:49 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: The Comedian
Welcome back!


5 posted on 05/21/2010 3:30:06 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
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We’ve changed decoder rings...


6 posted on 05/21/2010 3:30:56 PM PDT by EdReform (Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
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Are you logged in?


7 posted on 05/21/2010 3:31:20 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
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were uh um - zotting retreads


8 posted on 05/21/2010 3:31:47 PM PDT by Revelation 911 (How many 100's of 1000's of our servicemen died so we would never bow to a king?" -freeper pnh102)
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Welcome back. Dewey didn’t get elected after all. I kind of lost track after that.


9 posted on 05/21/2010 3:31:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Most of my goals have been achieved

Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?

10 posted on 05/21/2010 3:34:51 PM PDT by Stentor
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I’m still a smartass, and I’m not sure the heroine will appreciate whatever it is you mean by “shooting her up.”


11 posted on 05/21/2010 3:34:59 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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Welcome back.


12 posted on 05/21/2010 3:36:07 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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So, what were you in jail for the last 40-45 days?
13 posted on 05/21/2010 3:39:12 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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I need you all. Need you bad.

This is a big F-ing deal!

14 posted on 05/21/2010 3:39:26 PM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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Agnostics are less welcome than they used to be.


15 posted on 05/21/2010 3:44:13 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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“pure informational heroine “

you shoot up women?

signed, “the spelchek police”


16 posted on 05/21/2010 3:46:00 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now?

I feel your pain. Please tell us what is troubling you.
If I can, I'll try to help. I'm here for you. Really.

Check your FReepmail, that's my phone number. Call me.
We'll work this out.

I love you, man.

17 posted on 05/21/2010 3:50:36 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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So, what were you in jail for the last 40-45 days?

I wish. I got more done, more quickly than I thought I would.

Premature matriculation.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

18 posted on 05/21/2010 3:52:04 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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Laz has a girlfriend.

No sh*t.


19 posted on 05/21/2010 3:53:40 PM PDT by txhurl
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Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?

Beer cans don't have caps, you elitist.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

20 posted on 05/21/2010 3:53:42 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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