Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Too bored by your post to help you, sorry.
Stay tuned, the KA-KA is about to hit the fan.
Nothing important.
We’ve changed decoder rings...
Are you logged in?
were uh um - zotting retreads
Welcome back. Dewey didn’t get elected after all. I kind of lost track after that.
Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?
I’m still a smartass, and I’m not sure the heroine will appreciate whatever it is you mean by “shooting her up.”
Welcome back.
This is a big F-ing deal!
Agnostics are less welcome than they used to be.
“pure informational heroine “
you shoot up women?
signed, “the spelchek police”
I feel your pain. Please tell us what is troubling you.
If I can, I'll try to help. I'm here for you. Really.
Check your FReepmail, that's my phone number. Call me.
We'll work this out.
I love you, man.
Laz has a girlfriend.
No sh*t.
“...focused isolation was simply unsatisfying...”
Uh-huh, I know what you mean. Tried it for about 24 hours; utterly failed.
Well, let’s see: Obama is not enforcing laws to protect us or selectively enforcing laws favoring certain demographic groups which infuriates a large number of America’s population and is sending some on FR into paroxysm’s of crackling pre-insurrection fantasies.
A few states have taken federal laws into their own hands and Obama is getting pissy about it, making threats (a big mistake) and rousing the mucho macho BS brigades here on FR.
This seems to be Barack Hussein Obama’s MO to spur a rebellion. He just might get what he wishes. Many on FR believe he’s doing so in order to declare martial law, suspend representational government, and declare himself defacto dictator. Or, as I really suspect, king, since its so damned obvious the man has a raving case of ultra-narcissism.
MissTickly, Butterdezillion, and Frantzie occasionally make apperarances but not with the frequency of old. Candor7 pops up occasionally but seems to be, possibly, off in a foreign land counting his money, lucky guy!
If you haven’t noticed yet, I’ve become a bit more snarky in my communications. Anyone making a stupid, ignorant comment like, “ain’t no such critter as natural born citizen”, gets hit with the equivalent of a 32-gun broadside explaining the concept in detail (I’ve dropped the use of footnotes - it was beyond the ken of some here on FR).
Oh, yeah - welcome back.
We had a big party when you left. Does that count? :)
Yes, he now writes flowery poetry in all his responses, and signs them with xoxoxo.
Did Quix turn atheist?
Yes, well, sort of.
Has Jim Robinson become a Truther?
Well, to tell you the truth .....
Has Obama done anything pro-America?
Well, if you consider what he has done for South America .....
Please tell me I've missed something surprising.
"You've missed something surprising."
I'd have welcomed you back, but I already clicked the Post button.