[Stentor]

Most of my goals have been achieved

Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?

[The Comedian]

Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?

Beer cans don't have caps, you elitist.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.