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Self-De-Opus
The Comedian's Id
 | 5-21-2010
 | The Comedian
Posted on 05/21/2010 3:26:43 PM PDT by The Comedian
Most of my goals have been achieved, so I've decided to allow the monkey another ride on my back, and shoot up using the pure informational heroine of FR's collective individual consciousness. 
 The self-imposed intellectual methadone of focused isolation was simply unsatisfying. I need you all. Need you bad. 
 
What did I miss?
 Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now? Did Quix turn atheist? Has Jim Robinson become a Truther?
 Has Obama done anything pro-America?
 Please tell me I've missed something surprising.
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Frowning takes 68 muscles. 
 Smiling takes 6. 
 Pulling this trigger takes 2.
 I'm lazy.
 
To: The Comedian
    Too bored by your post to help you, sorry.
 
2
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:27:45 PM PDT
by 
1rudeboy
 
To: The Comedian
    Stay tuned, the KA-KA is about to hit the fan.
 
3
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:28:36 PM PDT
by 
exnavy
(May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
 
To: The Comedian
4
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:29:49 PM PDT
by 
freedumb2003
(The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
 
To: The Comedian
    Welcome back! 
 
5
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:30:06 PM PDT
by 
Daffynition
("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
 
To: The Comedian
    We’ve changed decoder rings...
 
6
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:30:56 PM PDT
by 
EdReform
(Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
 
To: The Comedian
7
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:31:20 PM PDT
by 
Old Sarge
(Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
 
To: The Comedian
    were uh um - zotting retreads
 
8
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:31:47 PM PDT
by 
Revelation 911
(How many 100's of 1000's of our servicemen died so we would never bow to a king?" -freeper pnh102)
 
To: The Comedian
    Welcome back. Dewey didn’t get elected after all. I kind of lost track after that.
 
To: The Comedian
    Most of my goals have been achievedEach of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier?
 
10
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:34:51 PM PDT
by 
Stentor
 
To: The Comedian
    I’m still a smartass, and I’m not sure the heroine will appreciate whatever it is you mean by “shooting her up.”
 
11
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:34:59 PM PDT
by 
xjcsa
(Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
 
To: The Comedian
12
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:36:07 PM PDT
by 
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
 
To: The Comedian
    So, what were you in jail for the last 40-45 days?
13
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:39:12 PM PDT
by 
The Cajun
(Mind numbed robot , ditto-head,  Hannitized,  Levinite)
 
To: The Comedian
    I need you all. Need you bad.This is a big F-ing deal!
 
14
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:39:26 PM PDT
by 
optiguy
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
 
To: The Comedian
    Agnostics are less welcome than they used to be.
 
15
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:44:13 PM PDT
by 
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
 
To: The Comedian
    “pure informational heroine “
you shoot up women?
signed, “the spelchek police”
 
16
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:46:00 PM PDT
by 
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
 
To: The Comedian
    Is humblegunner an overly-empathic nice guy now? I feel your pain. Please tell us what is troubling you.
 If I can, I'll try to help. I'm here for you. Really.
 Check your FReepmail, that's my phone number. Call me.
 We'll work this out.
 I love you, man.
 
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posted on 
05/21/2010 3:50:36 PM PDT
by 
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
 
To: The Cajun
    So, what were you in jail for the last 40-45 days? I wish. I got more done, more quickly than I thought I would.
 Premature matriculation. 
  

Frowning takes 68 muscles. 
 Smiling takes 6. 
 Pulling this trigger takes 2.
 I'm lazy.
 
18
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:52:04 PM PDT
by 
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
 
To: The Comedian
    Laz has a girlfriend.
No sh*t.
 
19
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:53:40 PM PDT
by 
txhurl
 
To: Stentor
    Each of the beer caps in your collection now has its own little display compartment with lighting and magnifier? Beer cans don't have caps, you elitist. 
  

Frowning takes 68 muscles. 
 Smiling takes 6. 
 Pulling this trigger takes 2.
 I'm lazy.
 
20
posted on 
05/21/2010 3:53:42 PM PDT
by 
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
 
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