The story you are about to read is true. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty. Some names have been omitted to protect us from the grumpy. The story first started thousands of years ago, when the world was young... An angel descended heaven to sell the Torah to the world and his first drop was high in the Tibetan mountains. "It's a Torah," he told the Master as the llamas looked on. "We appreciate new teachings," intoned Master. "Tell us your wisdom." "I am L-rd Your G-d. Have none before me." The master smiled sympathetically; the llamas...