The New York Times' Maureen Dowd, whose columns just ooze liberal smugness, chalks up President Bush’s opposition to gay marriage to him being too ''butch.'' In response, she suggests that he and his administration get a makeover from the cast of ''Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.'' In Dowd's warped view, any man who suffers from what she calls "hypermasculinity," must be in need of a cure. Unfortunately for her, you can’t just makeover masculinity, not to mention morality and tradition. Let's get it straight. The president and the pope aren't riding the new gay wave. Until last week's denunciations,...