Babylon Bee's Trump Bible - Truly Free Speech Or Sacriligious Disrespect ?
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https://babylonbee.com/ ^
| 07/05/2024 | Ozguy1945
I cannot think of anything in comedy in my lifetime more deeply meaningful to me than Babylon Bee. There was Mark Twain. Who agrees? Who
believes that the Bee's Trump Bible is sacrilegious?
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BREAKING: Female Head Found In Long Island Park Surrounded by Schools—Same Park Where Man’s Arm With Missing Fingerprints Was Recently Found By Young School Girl —Salvadorian MS-13 Gang Is Suspected (Babylon, NY)
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thegatewaypundit.com ^
| 3/1/2024 | Patty McMurray
Welcome to Joe Biden’s America…where kids can’t play in a neighborhood park without tripping over human body parts. A
cadaver dog working with local police has located a woman’s head and several body parts in a Long Island, NY, park. A little girl playing in the park reportedly discovered the body parts. Colin Rugg tweeted about the incident. “Open borders have consequences,” he said. Just hours earlier, police found two… pic.twitter.com/2kVGrCdM2s — Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 1, 2024 Police are saying the Salvadorian MS-13 gang may have been involved. NY news is reporting on the limbs and head discovered next...
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Female head, man's arms found amid discovery of other body parts in Babylon[NY]
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ABC7 ^
| 3/1/24 | staff
BABYLON, Suffolk County (WABC) -- A park in Babylon, Suffolk County reopened Friday after the discovery of several body parts belonging to a man and a woman the day before. A
female head, leg and arm and two male arms were found, and autopsies are underway to determine the identities of the victims and what happened to them. The grisly discoveries began Thursday morning, when a group of teenagers walking near Babylon Memorial Grade School found a severed arm on the side of the road at the edge of Southard Pond Park. A girl in the group called her father,...
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Back To Babylon
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Rapture Ready ^
| 2/10/24 | Daymond Duck
Following the Creation, God revealed that He wanted people to be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the earth (Gen. 1:28). But
everyone perished in the Great Flood except for 8 people (Noah, his wife, their 3 sons, and their sons’ wives). People began to multiply again: Noah’s son Ham begat Cush; then Cush begat Nimrod (Gen.10). Nimrod is credited with building several cities in the Plain of Shinar, he rose to power over those cities, and he didn’t want the residents scattered over the earth. He wanted to abandon God’s instructions to fill the earth and establish a New World...
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8 Potential Candidates To Replace Biden Before The Election (Babylon Bee)
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babylonbee ^
| 2/10/2024 | STAFF
With the Department of Justice's Special Counsel report calling President Biden's mental competency into question, there is renewed speculation that Democrats may seek to replace Biden on the ballot in the upcoming presidential election. But
who would they pick on such short notice? The Babylon Bee has exclusively obtained the following list of potential replacement candidates: Taylor Swift: Though many saw it coming, years of meticulous Deep State planning is finally coming to fruition. President Xi: He's been running the country behind the scenes for years, so he might as well make it official. Claudine Gay: Just imagine all of...
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Babylon's Ishtar Gate may have a totally different purpose than we thought, magnetic field measurements suggest
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Live Science ^
| January 17, 2024 | Jennifer Nalewicki
Archaeologists measured the magnetic fields found in clay bricks to determine the construction date of Babylon's Ishtar Gate.Babylon's bright-blue Ishtar Gate was thought to have been built to celebrate the conquest of Jerusalem — but a new analysis finds that it may have been erected years later.The iconic glazed-brick edifice, which King
Nebuchadnezzar II ordered to be built and decorated with wild bulls and mušhuššu-dragons while ruling the Babylonian empire from 605 to 562 B.C., was constructed in three phases and served as the entrance to the ancient city of Babylon, located in southern Mesopotamia. However, the exact dates of...
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump’s Short List Of Possible VP Picks
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Babylon Bee ^
| January 24, 2024 | Staff
With the Republican presidential primary looking all but wrapped up, attention now turns to who Donald Trump will choose as his vice-presidential running mate. The
Babylon Bee writers, expert investigative journalists that we are, have managed to obtain Trump's official short list of potential VP picks: A Stanley tumbler: Get ready for unprecedented support from suburban white women. Pop-Tart Guy: The breakfast pastry that captivated the nation could be the ultimate unifying choice. Nikki Haley's husband: Just to really mess with her. Argentinian President Javier Milei: Just think of the hair! The lucky fan who buys the 1 millionth Trump...
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Babylon the Great Is Fallen
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New American Prophet ^
| January 23, 2024 | Rob Pue
I have good news, and bad news. First
the good news, from Psalm 33: “Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD.” Now the bad news: God is not pleased with the United States of America. Almighty God is no longer Lord of our nation.
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Not Babylon Bee: Jerusalem Post Agonizes Over the ‘Climate Crisis’ of Israel’s War Against Hamas
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NewsBusters ^
| 1/23/2024 | Joseph Vazquez
The Jerusalem Post decided it was a good idea to twist the Israel-Hamas war into a whining session about how the Jewish state’s military offensive was contributing to the so-called “climate crisis.” Talk
about straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel. “Climate crisis on Gaza battlefield: CO2 emissions surge from Israel-Hamas war,” read The Post’s ludicrous Jan. 14 headline. It didn’t take long for the liberal outlet to then wokescold Israel’s retaliatory strikes against Hamas following the terror group’s Oct. 7th genocide against the Jewish people as somehow exacerbating climate change. “Some 99% of these emissions were attributed to...
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AMAZING! Biden's J6 speech was 'Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled'
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Twitchy.com ^
| 1/6/2024 | Doug P
Yesterday near Valley Forge in Pennsylvania President Biden delivered a speech to mark the third anniversary of January 6th. The
speech was moved up a day because of the threat of snow in the area today (cue George Washington rolling his eyes), but Biden's speechwriters made sure to be as over-the-top as possible. In the speech, Biden claimed we "nearly lost America" on that day, and the crowd erupted in applause when the president said that J6ers have collectively been sentenced to 840 years in prison so far. We say "so far" because there could be more to come, all...
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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2024
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babylonbee ^
| 1/2/2024 | babylonbee
Dread it. Run from it. 2024
has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year. And remember, it's just an election year. How crazy could it be? January 3 - Kamala becomes President after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow January 4 - Biden revealed to only be mostly dead, regains Presidency January 6 - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dies again January 9 - David...
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FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi
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Babylon Bee ^
| 14/12/23
The Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What
really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building?
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Is Saudi Arabia Constructing Future Babylon?
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Citizen Watch Report ^
| Chris Black
When I first read about Neom in October 2017, it was a crazy, whacked-out idea for a pop-up city in the desert of Saudi Arabia. When completed, it will be 33 times the size of New York City. Today, Saudi officials say it is 20% completed, and this video proves it.
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Tucker Interviews The Creator of Babylon Bee!
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Youtube ^
| 12/20/23 | Tucker Carlson
Excellent interview! How The Babylon Bee Predicts the FutureENJOY!
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The political persecution of Siaka Massaquoi (Babylon Bee Actor)
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Orange County Register ^
| Dec 6, 2023 | Susan Shelley
“This has gone too far,” wrote Elon Musk on his X platform on Saturday. Musk was reacting to a post by Seth Dillon of the satire site, the Babylon Bee. Dillon wrote this about actor Siaka Massaquoi, a North Hollywood resident who was arrested by an FBI SWAT team at Burbank Airport
when he and his pregnant wife Charlotte returned to Los Angeles after a trip to Nashville:… As Siaka was returning home from a trip to Nashville for the Daily Wire’s latest premiere, the FBI was waiting to arrest him and charge him with crimes related to his presence...
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The Babylon Bee's Person Of The Year Is This Housewife You've Never Heard Of Who Loves Her Kids And Does Her Best
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The Bee ^
| December 6, 2023 | Staff
BOISE, ID — The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho. Meyers is the mom of four young children, wife to Dave, and caretaker of a lovely one-story home. She
spends most of her time doing fairly mundane tasks which nurture infinitely precious souls. "I don't really know what this is all about…it's really nice though," Meyers told Babylon Bee staff when interviewed for the prestigious award. "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a few loads of laundry to do before reading bedtime stories and tucking four little faces...
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A Babylon Bee headline about Disney's depravity had to be fact-checked on X because "the article is believable" 😂
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Not The Bee ^
| Dec 4, 2023 | Staff
Sometimes you get a wake-up call and realize that the world is, in fact, beyond parody. This
Babylon Bee article went viral on X after a user screenshotted the headline (with the Babylon Bee URL in plain view!!) and posted it as a response to Disney pulling ads from X. It's satire! It's a joke about Disney and grooming. But apparently, it's just a little too close to reality. They had to fact-check a Babylon Bee story because it's too believable that Disney is grooming kids on X!!! Man, what does that say about Disney? They've absolutely tanked their brand....
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Report: Actor from hit Babylon Bee series detained at airport on J6 charges while flying home from Daily Wire movie premiere
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Not the bee ^
| December 2, 2023 | Staff
UPDATE: A fundraiser to support Siaka's legal defense can be found here. Siaka
Massaquoi, a conservative actor, RedState contributor, and activist from LA, was detained Friday night by the FBI after returning home from a Daily Wire movie premiere for charges related to January 6th, 2021, at the U.S. Capitol.
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The Bible In Paintings >>> “!Surprising Salvations!” Series ✝️ NEBUCHADNEZZAR, Butcher of Babylon ✝️
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The Bible In Paintings ~ Encouragement for Applying and Appreciating God's Word ~ •Drawings•Engravings•Facades•Frescoes•Il !SURPRISING SALVATIONS! NEBUCHADNEZZAR HOW NEBUCHADNEZZAR’S SALVATION WAS SURPRISING: 1. HIS
UNPARALLELED WEALTH AND POWER—As Jesus instructs, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” 2. GOD REPEATEDLY DEMONSTRATES HIS SOVEREIGNTY—First through Daniel’s miraculous ability to discern and interpret his dream, and then by the miraculous deliverance of the three young Hebrews from the furnace. 3. DESPITE NEBUCHADNEZZAR’S REPEATED ACKNOWLEDGMENTS OF GOD, HE WRESTLES WITH PRIDE—He leaves God with...
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Not the Babylon Bee: Dylan Mulvaney named Woman of the Year by Virgin Atlantic Attitude Awards
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Hotair ^
| 10/13/23 | Karen Townsend
A man is not a woman. A
man is not Woman of the Year. Yet, here we are.At an awards ceremony in the U.K., Virgin Atlantic Attitude Awards named Dylan Mulvaney, an American transgender activist and social media influencer, as Woman of the Year. The ceremony was for an LGBT magazine for the U.K. and Europe. Mulvaney attended the ceremony. When he accepted the award, he said that it has been 560 days since he started transitioning. That’s a long grift for social media. Dylan said some people “don’t see me as a woman at all.” Boos came from the...
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