And here they are...
...and that's all folks...!
Posted on 02/10/2024 12:27:28 PM PST by bitt
With the Department of Justice's Special Counsel report calling President Biden's mental competency into question, there is renewed speculation that Democrats may seek to replace Biden on the ballot in the upcoming presidential election. But who would they pick on such short notice?
The Babylon Bee has exclusively obtained the following list of potential replacement candidates:
Taylor Swift: Though many saw it coming, years of meticulous Deep State planning is finally coming to fruition.
President Xi: He's been running the country behind the scenes for years, so he might as well make it official.
Claudine Gay: Just imagine all of the amazing State of the Union speeches throughout history that we'd get to hear again.
Chris Pratt: He's already appearing in every other role. Why not president?
One of Biden's many body doubles: It would be a seamless transition.
Daniel Day-Lewis: The only man more qualified than Joe Biden to pretend to be a president.
Harry Truman: Just like Joe Biden, he has presidential experience and he passed away years ago.
A life-sized wax sculpture of Joe Biden: No one would know the difference.
Start preparing yourself to see one of the names listed above being sworn in next January.
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Sesame Street Cast?
SNL?
I hate to say it but Taylor Swift would win if she ran. That tells you something about the state of our country.
Eh... why not?
Undoubtedly would do less damage.
I often wonder if Biden himself and/or his staff see all the jokes, memes and derisive commentary that keeps growing about him and his Administration?
And here they are...
...and that's all folks...!
Why wait till then? I want him now.....
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Terry Kiser?
What about Commander? We need a president who will bite back!
A few months ago, I would have added Michelle O to the comical list.
But I am beginning to wonder ...
“Michael and I”
Barak Obama
Al Gore in '24!!! |
Babylon Bee always nails it!
BTW, I saw this meme today:
“If you you’re still bashing Trump after this three years circus, your commitment to stupidity is impressive.”
I’m going to start posting that comment to every troll and Biden-bot at every opportunity I can find.
“If you you’re still bashing Trump after this three years circus, your commitment to stupidity is impressive.”
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I saw a meme that was accurate....
Biden is not stupid, he is senile.
People who vote for Biden are stupid.
I would add that Biden was stupid. Demented, perverted and evil. But all that has morphed into senility and incompetence.
Taylor will not be 35 years old by inauguration day and thus ineligible. Besides, she wouldn’t take the pay cut!
I hate to say it but Taylor Swift would win if she ran. That tells you something about the state of our country.
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At least she would be of sound mind. And body.
NOW you’ve done it…..
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