(nice to see there's someone else who needs a hobby ! )
Posted on 01/30/2003 1:01:30 PM PST by Admin Moderator
Edited on 01/30/2003 2:09:08 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.
Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.
Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.
Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.
Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:
1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.
2) Suspension of posting privileges
3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,
4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.
We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.
PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.
Hi mom!
no shi'ite !
(actually, up on the kitchen counter, big chunks of ham and cheddar and a power slicer are vying for attention ...)
PAROLA CHIAVE (GoreIsLove) - Huh? Is it my eyes or your keyboard?
PALABRA CLAVE (GoreIsLove) - Ditto.
MOT CLE (GoreIsLove) - Someone get me my decoder disk.
KEYWORDWHOOPS (EternalVigilance) - Not bad.
ADMINS ARE DU PLANTS (Timesink) - Interesting. Wrong, but interesting.
BLAME CANADA (Timesink) - Don't I always.
BEAVER COLLEGE (Timesink) - Is this gutter clean? No? Good ;-)
KEYWORD TO THE CITY (Loyalist) - Surprised this one wasn't posted earlier.
I CANT HELP MYSELF (PBRSTREETGANG) - Obviously <VBG>
IFUCNRDTHISUR2CLOSE (Timesink) - I really should back up.
DUSUCKS (KansasConservative1) - File that under J for Just Too Obvious
WHYKEYKEYBEACH (EternalVigilance) - Subtle.
MANOS (Timesink) - I must have missed the classics.
THE HANDS OF FATE (Timesink) - But does the glove fit?
ALL YOUR KEYWORDS BE/LONG TO US (KansasConservative1) (note; this is a 2-parter) - If only it would have fit as one...
BOOM SHAKALAKA THIS (habs4ever) - Which Mk would you like; -82, -83 or -84?
UNINTNDEDCONSEQUENCE (EternalVigilance) - An immutable law, a classic keyword.
CUBES OF FURY (GoreIsLove) - I prefer fists myself.
TEETH OF HORROR (GoreIsLove) - Nothing a bit of dental hygene can fix, I trust.
GONNA GET BANNED (GoreIsLove) - Turning psychic on us? <VBG>?
KWANZAA (GoreIsLove) - That is SO last December.
ANONYMOUS (GoreIsLove) - Not anymore
KEYWORD GRAFFITI (GoreIsLove) - Nothing like having reminders of the big city. Some is good, some is bad. This is good.
HAIKU FOR YOU (GoreIsLove) - I like poetry.
MCGOVERN EAGLETON 04 (GoreIsLove) - You ARE psychic. I hope they run this ticket.
CHEESEEATING (Redcloak) - Hey, I eat cheese.
SURRENDERMONKEYS (Redcloak) - Fortunately, I don't eat brie.
FRENCH SURRENDER (CJ Wolf) - And that's news <VBG>?
ZEDS DEAD BABY (PBRSTREETGANG) - I have GOT to get out more.
DONTEATTHISAPPLE (EternalVigilance) - If only Adam and Eve had listened to that advice,....
BLAME SOMEONE ELSE (cdefreese) - That's the whole problem.
BLAME FOCAULT (habs4ever) - Very tempting, but unless I know what I'm blaming him for, I can't do that.
THATS HEDLEY (Redcloak) - Who's Hedley?
HEDY LAMARR (Redcloak) - Never heard of him.
HALL MONITOR (habs4ever) - But I wasn't running; I always had one foot on the ground. Honest.
CLINTON SINKMASTER (narby) - The product that crashed the market.
YOUVE BEEN FLAMED (Glenn) - Toasty.
DEATH TO MODERATOR (The Old Hoosier) - We're all gonna die!!!!! Someday.
THE KEYWORD IS ABUSE (PBRSTREETGANG) - That'll definitely open some doors.
PEPPERJACK CHEESE (Little Ms. FReepette) - Mmmmm, cheese.
KEYWORD LIME PIE (Poohbah) - Saddam's last dessert?
KEYWORD SENSITIVITY (Search4Truth) - The meter is pegged.
CLINTON RULESNOT (Little Ms. FReepette) - Amen.
HOOFHEARTED (Gun142) - One if by horse, 2 if by boat.
CLINTON RULES (Little Ms. FReepette) - Where's the ReWrite™ softwhere when you really need it?
OJWUZHERE (dennisw) - Not at the hotel as soon as he said.
PUT ICE ON IT (Little Ms. FReepette) - Cold. Just cold. Classic, if not original (see below).
COME AND GET ME MOD (PBRSTREETGANG) - Be careful of what you wish for....
BART SIMPSON (Little Ms. FReepette) - Don't have a cow, man.
HOMER SIMPSON (Little Ms. FReepette) - D'oh.
CRUSTY THE CLOWN (Little Ms. FReepette) - I coulda swore there was a K there somewhere <VBG>.
STAINED BLUE DRESS (Phantom Lord) - Too bad that physical evidence wasn't enough.
IS THIS AN OPUS (Polycarp) - It definitely ain't Bill the Cat.
THE REAL KILLER (Phantom Lord) - Is STILL OJ
MODERATE THIS (PBRSTREETGANG) - Living on the edge, aren't you?
BRIE (Redcloak) - The only thing it has in common with cheese is fat.
MUENSTER/CHEDDAR/PROVOLONE/SWISS (Redcloak) (multiples) - Fine cheeses.
GOUDA/FETA (Redcloak) (multiples) - Ya had to ruin the string <VBG>
OJ IS STILL INNOCENT (PBRSTREETGANG) - Accident of jury nullification.
ELVIS IS ALIVE (Little Ms. FReepette) - Is this 1973?
YOUR KEYWORD HERE (oldvike) - Handy for all situations.
PUT SOME ICE ON THAT (Oldeconomybuyer) - More ice; credit given for being first.
HIGHSCHOOLLUNCHLADY (dead) - Brings back bad memories.
NEWKIDSONTHEBLOCK (Little Ms. FReepette) - AAAAHHHHH!!!! I'M BLIND!
KAYWORD (Little Ms. FReepette) - Correct spelling south of the Mason-Dixon line.
THATS THE FACT JACK (Johnny Gage) - Memories, nothing but meeeeemories (good ones, at that)
SAVED BY THE BELL (GoreIsLove) - I hate it when that happens.
BILL WALTON (GoreIsLove) - Marginal NBA player, horrible announcer.
A C SLATER (GoreIsLove) - Who?
ODOR (GoreIsLove) - I'm not touching that one.
MENUDO (GoreIsLove) - Where's the Hurl Alert?
CANNONBALL RUN 2 (GoreIsLove) - I wish I were old enough to have run in the actual race; like most things; what the movie was based on is better than the movie.
I BELIEVE YOU ANITA (GoreIsLove) - And the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and Santa Claus.
ROBOCOP (GoreIsLove) - Thank you for your cooperation.
THE F KEYWORD (GoreIsLove) - Bombs away.
KEYWORD CONSPIRACY (GoreIsLove) - Is CFR involved?
THE N KEYWORD (GoreIsLove) - Unspeakable, isn't it?
SPIRO AGNEW 2004 (GoreIsLove) - For the love of Pete, NO!!!!!
ZACK MORRIS (GoreIsLove) - Stuff I have to search sites oriented to those under 18 for is inherently not good.
HATE KEYWORDS (GoreIsLove) - In the lieberal lexicon, everything we say is such. <expletive deleted> them.
AQUEDUCT (GoreIsLove) - I'm glad water's incoming after the last critique.
MONKEY EXCREMENT (GoreIsLove) - Everything coming out of the left side of the aisle.
LIONEL RICHIE (GoreIsLove) - The worst of the '70s, '80s, '90s and today. KRAP radio.
REELECT GORE 2004 (GoreIsLove) - Thankfully, this didn't come true.
MY ODOR (GoreIsLove) - Don't ask me; even if my nose weren't plugged up, I wouldn't be sniffing.
KIDNEY (GoreIsLove) - Where should I take this one?
FARGIN ICEHOLE (PBRSTREETGANG) - I highly recommend Johnny Dangerously; just don't let your kids see the unedited version.
IT WASNT ME (tomkat) - Guess again.
MISUNDERESTIMATE (Oldeconomybuyer) - I don't care if it isn't a word; I like it.
ZOT (Redcloak) - Game over, man. Game over <VBG>.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS (Redcloak) - If I knew that, I wouldn't be here.
LOST IN KEYWORDS (Oldeconomybuyer) - Describes me to a T
KEYWORD LEGACY (Oldeconomybuyer) - If only Clinton had decided to not do (insert a heap of horrid things here),....
KEYWORDS UNITED (Oldeconomybuyer) - Did I tell you I hate unions?
SHOWERING KEYWORDS (Oldeconomybuyer) - Good, clean fun.
ANNA KOURNIKOVA (Redcloak) - Obligatory, but where's the picture?
ADMINS KICK PUPPIES (Timesink) - And the field goal is good.
GREEN BAY PACKERS (Little Ms. FReepette) - As a Cheddar Brain, I must recuse myself from commenting on this.
DOH (Phantom Lord) - I wish I thought of that.
I BLAME SOCIETY (GoreIsLove) - It's mutual <VBG>
SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS (Phantom Lord) - This is getting scary.
IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Little Ms. FReepette) - To identify a village idiot. Thanks for volunteering, Mrs. Clinton.
EMPERORNOCLOTHES (Karsus) - Usual condition of S(l)ick Willie.
KEY THIS (Phantom Lord) - Keyed.
CHEESE (Redcloak) - Is it wrong?
MOOSE (Redcloak) - Stumblin', bumblin', touchdown.
LLAMAS (Redcloak) - What's with the animals?
ALGORE (Little Ms. FReepette) - Where's the chainsaw?
TOES (Little Ms. FReepette) - Steel does wonders.
STRATEGERY (Phantom Lord) - You may not know the route, but you'll like the destination.
WHINE CHEESE (kAcknor) - I don't care what the Frogs say, that is a bad combination (mainly because I hate whine).
SCHLSSELWORT (Cagey) - Where's my German-American dictionary? I forgot; I burned it.
ALLYOURKWBELONG2FR (narby) - How true.
BURGER KING BATHROOM (Phantom Lord) - Where Iraq's WMDs are.
KEY HOLE (Oldeconomybuyer) - Click
KEYS TO SUCCESS (Oldeconomybuyer) - Right thinking, decisive action.
KEY WEST (Oldeconomybuyer) - Great place to visit, bad place to live because you have to go through Miami.
RISKY KEY (Oldeconomybuyer) - Useful to describe any 'Rat.
KILLJOY (habs4ever) - No.
AA SHARES (AppyPappy) - Framed nicely but I must be too sleepy to get it.
LOCK BOX (Oldeconomybuyer) - The problem is it's portable.
RISKY SCHEME (Oldeconomybuyer) - I prefer Republican schemes.
SOREKEYWORDMAN (Oldeconomybuyer) - It could that I'm sleepy, but this one's GOOD!
WHATHESAID (TonyInOhio) - Cheap, but works in a pinch.
ABUSE HOTLINE (Phantom Lord) - Would you like to super-size that?
MATERIAL BREACH (Phantom Lord) - Translate it into French, German and Arabic so they understand it and you've got a winner.
JUST SAY NO (Chad Fairbanks) - To what?
HOLD MUH KEYWORD (Redcloak) - Held on the top shelf.
DOITFORTHECHILDREN (JameRetief) - Not a particularily good reason, especially since it was already given (see below)
KEYWORDS (swarthyguy) - Weak.
KEYWORD (swarthyguy) - The strength of the typical North Korean civilian.
CLICK TO ADD KEYWORD (Redcloak) - Boom.
KEYWORDABUSE (swarthyguy) - Arrest that guy <VBG> I like it.
FOR THE CHILDREN (Phantom Lord) - Overused and overrated.
ONLYUCANSAVEKEYWORDS (JameRetief) - Say, are you Smokey the Bear? This is worthy of an autograph.
ADMINLECTURESERIES (Glenn) - Hopefully not one of many.
THISSPACELEFTBLANK (Chad Fairbanks) - Not a bad start. Had this shown up later,....
That is all.
Could we just ping you for approval before posting? Can I use LYNCH SCOTT PETERSON NOW ?
Sure; post and run <VBG>.
Not differently Key Worded?
(nice to see there's someone else who needs a hobby ! )
They, when plugged into the Moderator network, are Borg <VBG>. When not (don't try to figure out who is a Mod), they FReep just like us.
As for the story behind the mods, when JimRob went to Texas the other year to do some Texas-style FReeping for a couple of weeks, he asked a few trusted long-term FReepers to watch the board for him; the ones who accepted sort of stuck around to reduce the workload on him and JohnRob.
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