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Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords]
Posted on 01/30/2003 1:01:30 PM PST by Admin Moderator
Edited on 01/30/2003 2:09:08 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.
Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.
Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.
Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.
Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:
1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.
2) Suspension of posting privileges
3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,
4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.
We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.
PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.
Hi mom!
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To: Fred Mertz
Fred:
I've been away from insanity for a bit. Explain in plain English what this thread is about, or what the AM is smoking. I really don't know what a "keyword" is.
121
posted on
01/30/2003 2:14:05 PM PST
by
ofMagog
(Greetings to all. Doing OK up here with Thud and Dog.)
To: Admin Moderator
Chicken.
122
posted on
01/30/2003 2:14:17 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Bawwwwwwk, bawwwwwwk!!!)
To: GoreIsLove
don't blame me, i voted for kodosPriceless tagline!
123
posted on
01/30/2003 2:14:20 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
To: Admin Moderator
He's not so keen on hearing about our suggested improvements.
To: Admin Moderator
I warned you....;-) I'm just glad it's the one time I didn't add a keyword.
My Taurean Horoscope warned me of all things not required in my primary reading. And beware of Mods bearing humor.
Hey!!! My lakas are back!!!
To: Admin Moderator
There are children in China doing without keywords.We gotta BAN the import of Chinese keywords, They are destroying our keyword infrastructure.
To: Admin Moderator
It's nice to know that I'm not the most abusive one on the list!
Or taken another way, I've got some work to do...
127
posted on
01/30/2003 2:15:33 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(Join the Coalition to Prevent Unnecessarily Verbose and Nonsensical Tag Lines)
To: Admin Moderator
I warned you....;-)Teacher's Pet! Teacher's Pet!
128
posted on
01/30/2003 2:16:05 PM PST
by
Glenn
To: Admin Moderator
Aye aye, Cap'n!
Inventive FReepers never cease to amaze me....
129
posted on
01/30/2003 2:17:40 PM PST
by
Humidston
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
To: Admin Moderator
That's series hilarious!
130
posted on
01/30/2003 2:18:31 PM PST
by
Freedom2specul8
(Do you know where your keywords are?)
To: blam
You are SO bad! LOL
131
posted on
01/30/2003 2:18:51 PM PST
by
Humidston
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
To: Admin Moderator
Add Keyword: BLAME FOCAULT habs4ever 01/30/2003 4:43 PM EST Wait a sec!!!
Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.
To: Maedhros
L33tSp33k is so yesterday.
To: Billthedrill; Admin Moderator
I am completely innocent, pure as the driven snow, and I'll never do it again.
My thoughts exactly.
To: Admin Moderator
Do keywords deserve their own LOCKBOX?
To: Admin Moderator
Will this info be in the Total Information Awareness database?
136
posted on
01/30/2003 2:22:05 PM PST
by
Flyer
(Click to add tag line)
To: Admin Moderator
So THAT'S what keywords are for.
137
posted on
01/30/2003 2:22:22 PM PST
by
mollynme
(I added my first keyword!)
To: Poohbah
thank god for plagiarism
138
posted on
01/30/2003 2:23:11 PM PST
by
GoreIsLove
(don't blame me, i voted for kodos)
To: Fred Mertz; Mudboy Slim
This thread isn't accomplishing what it intended.
In a delightful sort of way . . . .
To: Admin Moderator
When my high school banned T-shirts with booze logos on them, everybody started wearing Jack Daniels, Labatts and Moosehead T-shirts.
Thus also, it seems, with some people and keywords.
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