Clinton Receives Salmonella

CNN | WJCLINTON

[Fearless Flyers]

He got himself in the news.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

I was thinking the same thing. She should know better than eat egg salad and go to the mail room a couple hours later.

[zip]

GREAT... It's 2 kuel.

[zip]

Ummmm....what the heck was clinton doing with vials of chicken and egg in his office?

(Hand in air) I know, I know, call on me, teach.

[LibertarianLiz]

Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs

Chicken or eggs? In vials??? Why was chicken or eggs in vials, and why was it mailed to Bubba?

My first reaction to this story was to wonder who he had paid to get them to send him something (not too dangerous), so that he, too, could become part of the news cycle.

[Michael Barnes]

I hope this is the weaponized strain..;)

[LibertarianLiz]

This thread might be useless but you all are killing me. I've been cackling for ten minutes, thank you very much. :) Whew...

You're not alone. I've been laughing heartily since I began reading this thread.

[Squantos]

Surgeon General says Bubbafucco should wear a condom when he "enjoys" his chicken and this wouldn't happen ?!

Stay Safe Fred !

[hang 'em]

Salmon Ella wrote The Satanic Flounders for which he received a fatwa from Mullet Omar.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs.

Yeah, but which one came first?

[freebilly]

Just a little gift from Web Hubbell and a note-- "Thanks for the pardon. . ."

[cake_crumb]

OK zip. Why was Bubba storing chicken and/or eggs in vials in his office? I'm really feeling obsessive about this vial thing. It really has me stumped.

[Gadsden1st]

Mullet Omar.

Smoked mullet. Ah! The memories. A dish nicely served cold.

[RetiredArmy]

Somebody in Klintoon's bunch since this to make it look like he was in danger so he could get some face time on camera.

"I was not injured. My people acted fast and dumped it down a toilet. I managed to get my pills and quickly take them and thus I am ok. I will continue to take my anti-VD pills, I mean my Cit-ro to keep the harmful germs away from my colon."

[zip]

Scientific experiment to determine, once and all, which came first, the chicken or the egg. See how easy that was.(Remember, this is Klintoon that we're talking about)

[cake_crumb]

LOL...geeeez! vials...vials...have to go through the fridge and throw out all those vials of eggs...

[Verginius Rufus]

Drudge's headline is ambiguous: Clinton sent salmonella in mail. Did he send it or receive it?

[mnrep]

Salmonella, STD and no telling what else. Hazmat should quarantine him. He's surely a crawling bio-hazard all by himself. Gives me the "willies". (pun intended?)

[Reaganesque]

Hillary's been cooking I see...

[Blood of Tyrants]

Throw this one away and repost with better news that he is dead.