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Clinton Receives Salmonella
CNN
| WJCLINTON
Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers
He got himself in the news.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: YaYa123
Pork chops? I accuse Jesse Jackson!
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:16:48 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Fearless Flyers
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:16:49 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: Howlin
Any chance of getting a section called Breaking Wind?
To: Howlin
Are there long term consequences to a Salmonella infection?
Persons with diarrhea usually recover completely, although it may be several months before their bowel habits are entirely normal. A small number of persons who are infected with Salmonella, will go on to develop pains in their joints, irritation of the eyes, and painful urination. This is called Reiter's syndrome. It can last for months or years, and can lead to chronic arthritis which is difficult to treat. Antibiotic treatment does not make a difference in whether or not the person later develops arthritis.
To: Fearless Flyers
My God, why doesn't the man hire a maid??
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:21:17 AM PDT
by
kassie
To: putupon
Naw, its a store bought meat to make sandwiches with.
To: Physicist
"Oh, who's Samonalla?" simone was a hooker in crocodile dundee....did he catch something from her?
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:21:18 AM PDT
by
hoot2
To: DainBramage
Sorta like Author Ites is the son of Salmon Ella.
To: DainBramage
Loose lips sink ships.Loose slips show hips
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:22:42 AM PDT
by
boothead
To: YaYa123
Is it normal day-to-day salmonella?
Or is it a military grade/weaponized strain?
To: Howlin
with her sh*t-eatin' grin, Paula Zahn said,
" whatever was in the vials spoiled..." bill was gettin' low on chicken-sh*t...n his buddy tyson sent him a few more doses....
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:25:20 AM PDT
by
hoot2
To: Fearless Flyers
Sure it isn't vials of spermanilla?
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:25:26 AM PDT
by
piasa
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To: Fearless Flyers
I've got some bread that turned moldy. Is that enough to get on CNN these days? What if I tell them that mold is in the shape of Ted Turner?
And what about bachelors with green food in their refrigerators, the food orginally being some other color? Is that enough to make CNN's sorry excuse for a news network?
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:27:41 AM PDT
by
BillF
To: lowbridge
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:28:16 AM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
To: piasa
Vials traced to Lefties. Dozens of Rhode Island Reds plucked from nest located in Mississippi.
To: putupon
Who is salmonella? I believe she was climbing up the Eiffel Tower...
(goo-goo-jaboo, dude...)
To: Fearless Flyers
A conclusive link to Organized Crime
To: hoot2
The world is going to hell in a handbasket and they are doing whatever they can to get themselves in the news; first we hear many variations on the story of "Chelsea being at/near/close/seeing/saw the WTC attacks;" now this. Pathetic.
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:35:31 AM PDT
by
Howlin
To: Gadsden1st
Any chance of getting a section called Breaking Wind?We certainly could fill it up, couldn't we? :-)
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posted on
10/25/2001 6:36:46 AM PDT
by
Howlin
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