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Clinton Receives Salmonella
CNN | WJCLINTON

Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers

He got himself in the news.


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To: YaYa123
Pork chops? I accuse Jesse Jackson!
41 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:48 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Fearless Flyers

42 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:49 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: Howlin
Any chance of getting a section called Breaking Wind?
43 posted on 10/25/2001 6:19:03 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Howlin

Are there long term consequences to a Salmonella infection?

Persons with diarrhea usually recover completely, although it may be several months before their bowel habits are entirely normal.  A small number of persons who are infected with Salmonella, will go on to develop pains in their joints, irritation of the eyes, and painful urination.  This is called Reiter's syndrome.  It can last for months or years, and can lead to chronic arthritis which is difficult to treat.  Antibiotic treatment does not make a difference in whether or not the person later develops arthritis.
 

44 posted on 10/25/2001 6:19:48 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Fearless Flyers
My God, why doesn't the man hire a maid??
45 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:17 AM PDT by kassie
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To: putupon
Naw, its a store bought meat to make sandwiches with.
46 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:17 AM PDT by gulfcoast6
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To: Physicist
"Oh, who's Samonalla?"

simone was a hooker in crocodile dundee....did he catch something from her?

47 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:18 AM PDT by hoot2
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To: DainBramage
Sorta like Author Ites is the son of Salmon Ella.
48 posted on 10/25/2001 6:22:17 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: DainBramage
Loose lips sink ships.

Loose slips show hips

49 posted on 10/25/2001 6:22:42 AM PDT by boothead
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To: YaYa123
Is it normal day-to-day salmonella?

Or is it a military grade/weaponized strain?

50 posted on 10/25/2001 6:23:11 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: Howlin
with her sh*t-eatin' grin, Paula Zahn said," whatever was in the vials spoiled..."

bill was gettin' low on chicken-sh*t...n his buddy tyson sent him a few more doses....

51 posted on 10/25/2001 6:25:20 AM PDT by hoot2
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To: Fearless Flyers
Sure it isn't vials of spermanilla?
52 posted on 10/25/2001 6:25:26 AM PDT by piasa
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To: Fearless Flyers
I've got some bread that turned moldy. Is that enough to get on CNN these days? What if I tell them that mold is in the shape of Ted Turner?

And what about bachelors with green food in their refrigerators, the food orginally being some other color? Is that enough to make CNN's sorry excuse for a news network?

54 posted on 10/25/2001 6:27:41 AM PDT by BillF
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55 posted on 10/25/2001 6:28:16 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: piasa
Vials traced to Lefties. Dozens of Rhode Island Reds plucked from nest located in Mississippi.
56 posted on 10/25/2001 6:28:17 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: putupon
Who is salmonella?

I believe she was climbing up the Eiffel Tower...

(goo-goo-jaboo, dude...)

57 posted on 10/25/2001 6:29:46 AM PDT by martin gibson
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To: Fearless Flyers

A conclusive link to Organized Crime


58 posted on 10/25/2001 6:34:33 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: hoot2
The world is going to hell in a handbasket and they are doing whatever they can to get themselves in the news; first we hear many variations on the story of "Chelsea being at/near/close/seeing/saw the WTC attacks;" now this. Pathetic.
59 posted on 10/25/2001 6:35:31 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Gadsden1st
Any chance of getting a section called Breaking Wind?

We certainly could fill it up, couldn't we? :-)

60 posted on 10/25/2001 6:36:46 AM PDT by Howlin
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