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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: The Zontron 7000

161 posted on 10/27/2005 4:52:21 PM PDT by kstewskis ("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big..." Jerry Fletcher)
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To: The Zontron 7000
IBFTZ

In before the zot! Sniff, sniff! Image hosted by Photobucket.com

162 posted on 10/27/2005 4:58:37 PM PDT by JLO (www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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To: The Zontron 7000

This little baby made it over to DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5190749


163 posted on 10/27/2005 5:00:18 PM PDT by chesley
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To: darkwing104

164 posted on 10/27/2005 5:04:17 PM PDT by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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To: The Zontron 7000

You are the Bore-g


165 posted on 10/27/2005 5:04:31 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: willgolfforfood
"No words with obvious spelling errors.

Decent punctuation.

Acceptable syntax.

Actually, one of their better attempts. I'd give it maybe a 7+ on a 10 scale."

And, he didn't blame anything on the "Juwes"

166 posted on 10/27/2005 5:08:16 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: The Zontron 7000
Progressive? No thanks, I'm switching to Geico.

Seriously, some commie lib owns Progressive.

167 posted on 10/27/2005 5:10:13 PM PDT by RushCrush (The Original Harriet Miers Free Zone ™)
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To: PaulaB

That is a fantastic sign, is that from a real FReep?


168 posted on 10/27/2005 5:17:29 PM PDT by RushCrush (The Original Harriet Miers Free Zone ™)
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To: The Zontron 7000


169 posted on 10/27/2005 5:18:04 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: darkwing104

170 posted on 10/27/2005 5:19:48 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: The Zontron 7000

Is this cute or what?

171 posted on 10/27/2005 5:20:04 PM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.)
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To: The Zontron 7000; darkwing104
Sorry Dark, that was directed to Zontron...

I thought it was close enough to Halloween to break this one out from last year!
172 posted on 10/27/2005 5:23:21 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: willgolfforfood
I'd give it maybe a 7+ on a 10 scale

I'm having trouble dancing to it.

Wait, I can't dance.

173 posted on 10/27/2005 5:27:53 PM PDT by TChad
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To: The Zontron 7000
ZOT!
ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!

STFU!

We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...
ZOT!


174 posted on 10/27/2005 5:29:33 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: darkwing104

Is that a new kitty gif? I love it! :-)


175 posted on 10/27/2005 5:31:48 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: The Zontron 7000
modern 21st century progressive:


176 posted on 10/27/2005 5:32:38 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: The Zontron 7000

Move ZOT for great justice.


177 posted on 10/27/2005 5:39:14 PM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: Bars4Bill

Only if that's gubmint-issued bread! ;)


178 posted on 10/27/2005 5:39:49 PM PDT by RushCrush (The Original Harriet Miers Free Zone ™)
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To: The Zontron 7000

"You will be assimilated."


Assimilate this!


179 posted on 10/27/2005 5:39:55 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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To: Bars4Bill

Bargain meatloaf.


180 posted on 10/27/2005 5:41:38 PM PDT by TChad
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