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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/6/04

Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar

YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)



TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts; US: Missouri
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To: goodnesswins
.....see the HAT???

See it?!?


ALL hat; NO cattle!

121 posted on 08/06/2004 10:32:59 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: Arrowhead1952
My apologizes to Mac Davis, but this guy's so delusional, it just begs for this caption:


"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,..."

122 posted on 08/06/2004 10:33:14 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: lowbridge

At least they were lampooning themselves. Kerry is serious in all these dorky photo ops.


123 posted on 08/06/2004 10:34:42 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: weegee

124 posted on 08/06/2004 10:35:21 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: AnAmericanMother
Looks Like Herman Munster on the open range!!!

Actually the public and mainstream media just eat this stuff up with an uncontrolable passion. Believe it or not they think this is cool, it shows that he is all things to all people.

Unfortunately most of the cool pics we see of the sweating hardworking GWB here on the FR never make it to the mainstream media. This is an effort to appeal to the cowboy contigent of the american populace. Unfortunately the public is not told that he learned how to play while on his anti-american/anti-war protest tour while smokin mary jane and dropping his pants at the ever popular love-ins of the sixties.

125 posted on 08/06/2004 10:37:25 AM PDT by R_Kangel
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To: Rummyfan

He is lamely attempting to appeal to as many people as he possibly can.

This liberal is trying to be everything to everyone. That is the reason he is so flip floppy. He is for and against all issues.


126 posted on 08/06/2004 10:37:52 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Rummyfan

He is lamely attempting to appeal to as many people as he possibly can.

This liberal is trying to be everything to everyone. That is the reason he is so flip floppy. He is for and against all issues.


127 posted on 08/06/2004 10:37:57 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Barset
...until the mind reels...

If Kerry wins, my mind is not going to reel, because I'll spend the next four years paying zero attention to the news and politics. Got better things to do with my life that watch this guy drag the country down.

128 posted on 08/06/2004 10:38:20 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Dork, dufus, dolt, dummy, dope, Democrat — ain't alliteration grand!)
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To: weegee
Hmmm. John Kerry starring in both leading roles in "Toy Story 3"?
129 posted on 08/06/2004 10:39:12 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Wolfstar
I like the plane's, ummm, decorations, hehehehehe...

Those are compliments form MeekOneGOP from yesterday.

130 posted on 08/06/2004 10:39:21 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The dumbocRATs have their heads buried in the sand.)
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To: StarCMC

131 posted on 08/06/2004 10:43:30 AM PDT by Sister_T (Democrats AND The Partisan Press are the REAL enemies to freedom in the world!)
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To: Old Sarge

B'waaaahaahaahaaha! Although I appreciate comparing JF'ingK to The Village People, in all truth, it *is* unfair. Using Kerry for comparison purposes, The Village People actually had value in their chosen field.


132 posted on 08/06/2004 10:45:50 AM PDT by FourPeas (Only John Kerry would stand in the heart of Wolverine country and cheer the Buckeyes.)
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To: Wolfstar

Someday you Might Call Him President

(sung to the tune of David Allan Coe's You Never even call me by my name)


It was all that I could do to keep from...servin'
Most times it seemed so useless to remain....
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President

You don't get to question my...patriotism...
And don't you even ask me where's my pride...
You don't get to see my medical records, anymore...
Even though I left your fightin' side....

And my three purple hearts, my silver and my bronze star...
Submitted from the safety of my tent...
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President...

You question how I'll handle...the War on Terror...
You wait with baited breath on what I'll say...
And the only way you'll scan...my...economic plan...
Is only if I win on election day....

And my three purple hearts, my silver and my bronze star...
Submitted from the safety of my tent...
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President...

(spoken)
It seems some veterans got together now and made an ATTACK AD.
And they've challenged my status as a Viet Nam war hero.
So I formed my "band of lawyers" and we threatened to SUE
them for their ATTACK AD and anybody else that dared to broadcast
any part of it. Beacause it might just say too much about rice...,
bandaids..., Jane..., protests..., or the TRUTH!!!

Well, we sat down and drafted some litigation in response to
said ATTACK AD and upon further review and the interest of
their client....me, John Kerry, distinguished Viet Nam war
hero...It is our conclusion that the best band of lawyers
John Edwards can buy (with a little help from my wife, Tarayzuh),
has determined (without factual proof) that said attack ad
is misleading, libelous, and totally false and have identified
anyone who airs, broadcasts, etc...exercising willful vilication
of plaintiff, me, John Kerry, distinguised Viet Nam war hero, recipient
of three purple hearts, one silver and one bronze star for conspicuos
gallantry in a needless, senseless war while serving in a tested leadership
capacity thus automatically qualifying me for President, regardless of
the opinions of you, the American voter, shall be sued in due course until
all their base are belong to us. Especially the part of said attack ad
that goes like this here...


"Kerry once tossed a grenade, like he threw a football"
In a paddi full of rice, and river-grass
But before he get find decent cover in the reeds and ruts...
He found some rice and some shrapnel blown right up his aaaaa---aa--aaasss!!!


And now his(?) three purple hearts, his silver and his bronze star...
Once rested on the inside of the White House fence...
And now he insists that you call him hero, herOOOOO!!!!
You know you better call him...he'll sue you if you don't call him...
And then someday you might call him PRESIDEEENNNTTTTT!!!!...


133 posted on 08/06/2004 10:49:35 AM PDT by grumple (I'm too old to worry about whether or not I'm a pain in your ass...)
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To: ILBBACH
Yup.

They even made a movie about it....:)


134 posted on 08/06/2004 10:51:46 AM PDT by Salamander
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To: grumple
And now his(?) three purple hearts, his silver and his bronze star...
Once rested on the inside of the White House fence...
And now he insists that you call him hero, herOOOOO!!!!

Devastating.

135 posted on 08/06/2004 10:54:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Dork, dufus, dolt, dummy, dope, Democrat — ain't alliteration grand!)
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To: Elsie

All hat, no BRAIN!!!!


136 posted on 08/06/2004 11:00:06 AM PDT by goodnesswins (FREEDOM is a terrible thing to waste.....and it AIN'T FREE!!!!!!)
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To: Old Sarge; StarCMC

Boy....does he do a hat no justice. He looks awful!


137 posted on 08/06/2004 11:00:44 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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To: Wolfstar

Kerry is a pompous ass who constantly needs attention .. good grief .. do we need another x42 before America wakes up ..??

I don't think so .. but I marvel at this group of Bush-haters .. they ALL WANTED TO BE ROCK STARS. Amazing!!

I think the fact that President Bush does not want to be a rock star is foreign to these people .. which means something must be wrong with Bush .. instead of them.


138 posted on 08/06/2004 11:02:01 AM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: America is the Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth)
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To: silverleaf
I hear that John Kerry is going out to take a spin on the salt flats to try to get the Von Dutch wearing Kustom Kar and garage punk vote...


139 posted on 08/06/2004 11:02:17 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: ILBBACH

Exactly! Wearing a hat doesn't MAKE YOU A COWBOY. You're either a cowboy or you're not .. KERRY'S CROWD IS NOT and a hat won't help.


140 posted on 08/06/2004 11:04:04 AM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: America is the Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth)
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