Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar
YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)
See it?!?
ALL hat; NO cattle!
At least they were lampooning themselves. Kerry is serious in all these dorky photo ops.
Actually the public and mainstream media just eat this stuff up with an uncontrolable passion. Believe it or not they think this is cool, it shows that he is all things to all people.
Unfortunately most of the cool pics we see of the sweating hardworking GWB here on the FR never make it to the mainstream media. This is an effort to appeal to the cowboy contigent of the american populace. Unfortunately the public is not told that he learned how to play while on his anti-american/anti-war protest tour while smokin mary jane and dropping his pants at the ever popular love-ins of the sixties.
He is lamely attempting to appeal to as many people as he possibly can.
This liberal is trying to be everything to everyone. That is the reason he is so flip floppy. He is for and against all issues.
He is lamely attempting to appeal to as many people as he possibly can.
This liberal is trying to be everything to everyone. That is the reason he is so flip floppy. He is for and against all issues.
If Kerry wins, my mind is not going to reel, because I'll spend the next four years paying zero attention to the news and politics. Got better things to do with my life that watch this guy drag the country down.
Those are compliments form MeekOneGOP from yesterday.
B'waaaahaahaahaaha! Although I appreciate comparing JF'ingK to The Village People, in all truth, it *is* unfair. Using Kerry for comparison purposes, The Village People actually had value in their chosen field.
Someday you Might Call Him President
(sung to the tune of David Allan Coe's You Never even call me by my name)
It was all that I could do to keep from...servin'
Most times it seemed so useless to remain....
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President
You don't get to question my...patriotism...
And don't you even ask me where's my pride...
You don't get to see my medical records, anymore...
Even though I left your fightin' side....
And my three purple hearts, my silver and my bronze star...
Submitted from the safety of my tent...
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President...
You question how I'll handle...the War on Terror...
You wait with baited breath on what I'll say...
And the only way you'll scan...my...economic plan...
Is only if I win on election day....
And my three purple hearts, my silver and my bronze star...
Submitted from the safety of my tent...
But you don't have to call me hero, hero...
Cuz' someday you might call me President...
(spoken)
It seems some veterans got together now and made an ATTACK AD.
And they've challenged my status as a Viet Nam war hero.
So I formed my "band of lawyers" and we threatened to SUE
them for their ATTACK AD and anybody else that dared to broadcast
any part of it. Beacause it might just say too much about rice...,
bandaids..., Jane..., protests..., or the TRUTH!!!
Well, we sat down and drafted some litigation in response to
said ATTACK AD and upon further review and the interest of
their client....me, John Kerry, distinguished Viet Nam war
hero...It is our conclusion that the best band of lawyers
John Edwards can buy (with a little help from my wife, Tarayzuh),
has determined (without factual proof) that said attack ad
is misleading, libelous, and totally false and have identified
anyone who airs, broadcasts, etc...exercising willful vilication
of plaintiff, me, John Kerry, distinguised Viet Nam war hero, recipient
of three purple hearts, one silver and one bronze star for conspicuos
gallantry in a needless, senseless war while serving in a tested leadership
capacity thus automatically qualifying me for President, regardless of
the opinions of you, the American voter, shall be sued in due course until
all their base are belong to us. Especially the part of said attack ad
that goes like this here...
"Kerry once tossed a grenade, like he threw a football"
In a paddi full of rice, and river-grass
But before he get find decent cover in the reeds and ruts...
He found some rice and some shrapnel blown right up his aaaaa---aa--aaasss!!!
And now his(?) three purple hearts, his silver and his bronze star...
Once rested on the inside of the White House fence...
And now he insists that you call him hero, herOOOOO!!!!
You know you better call him...he'll sue you if you don't call him...
And then someday you might call him PRESIDEEENNNTTTTT!!!!...
They even made a movie about it....:)
Devastating.
All hat, no BRAIN!!!!
Boy....does he do a hat no justice. He looks awful!
Kerry is a pompous ass who constantly needs attention .. good grief .. do we need another x42 before America wakes up ..??
I don't think so .. but I marvel at this group of Bush-haters .. they ALL WANTED TO BE ROCK STARS. Amazing!!
I think the fact that President Bush does not want to be a rock star is foreign to these people .. which means something must be wrong with Bush .. instead of them.
Exactly! Wearing a hat doesn't MAKE YOU A COWBOY. You're either a cowboy or you're not .. KERRY'S CROWD IS NOT and a hat won't help.
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