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I forget who I'm with T-shirts & Gift Gear Index (I think therefore I'm halfway there....) Humor attempts: In October 2002, I submitted the following as my "audition" for a humor list that was a part of TopFive.com -- the Mini-Fivers Conservative Politics List. I wrote for that list the few short months it was in existence. I have some of the actual lists online at Fawnn.com, but until I get ambitious and post specific links here, you'll have to hunt through the home page, The Observational Therapist, and assorted blog-style pages to find them. For now, here's the audition:
The Top 5 Differences Between a Memorial Service and a DNC Rally
5. Clinton sits closer to Hillary.
4. The party faithful actually admit to being liberal.
3. They dig up has-been politicians, instead of burying Republicans.
2. Cheering hoards in attendance only receive two absentee ballots each, instead of the usual five.
1. Balloons don't drop from the ceiling; they're used to elevate the urns.
Copyright © 2002-2006 Pamela Rice Hahn
Here's one of the published lists:
January 2, 2003
The Top 10 Holiday Presents for the Conservative in Your Life
10> A fireproof flag.
9> Another stack of Barbra Streisand albums to toss on the fire.
8> Al Sharpton as the Dems' 2004 candidate, with Nancy Pelosi for Veep.
7> Let's see, we already have the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court. What else do we need?
6> Lott turns into a pillar of salt.
5> Hillary's head on a platter.
4> A moratorium on phone calls during the hours of noon and 6pm, when Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are on the air.
3> A combination pacemaker/Iraqi weapons-locator for Cheney.
2> Ann Coulter's body and Peggy Noonan's rationality. Do *not* mix that up.
and the Number 1 Holiday Present for the Conservative in Your Life...
1> A "Victimeter" to tell me when I'm getting too close to someone I have to be all PC around.
[Copyright 2002 by Chris White -- http://www.topfive.com]
================================================================== Selected from 17 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ron Tibbins, Reno, NV --------- 1 (3rd #1) Wendy Szarkowski, Camden, NJ -- 2 Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL ------ 3, 6 Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH -- 4 Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -------- 5, 10 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD --- 7, 8, 9 (Hat trick!) Mitch Berg, St. Paul, MN ------ List Moderator
------------------------------------------------------------------ Holiday Presents for the Conservative in Your Life RUNNERS UP list -- Red Underwear ------------------------------------------------------------------
The usual: a vast right-wing conspiracy pin-up calendar. (Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH)
An "In 2002, we picked up a few; in 2004, we're gonna roar" bumper sticker. (Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH)
Mondale was fun. Now, how about another chance to tease Dukakis? (Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD)
Well, I'm not sure about what I should get for the other conservatives in my life, but I know I'm hoping for a nice 50-ish- Christian-conservative-intellectual-faithful-monogamous-minded- cuddly-understanding-organic-gardener-with-a-big-kitchen-and-nice- forearms widower. Beard and hair on top of his head optional. (Other than that, using myself as a gauge, I've determined that conservatives aren't picky.) (Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH)
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