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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^
| 8/6/04
Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar
YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)
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TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: 2004election; actionman; clinton; countrysingernow; dem; democrat; dork; election2004; guitar; john; johnfreebirdkerry; johnkerry; jumpedtheshark; kerry; kerrycampaign; kerryneedsbotox; kerryphotoop; kerryphotoops; landslide; music; photoop; rhinestonecowpie
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To: Petronski
I already posted some of the lyrics...
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:01:27 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
To: Lokibob
I don't think Kerry admits he is a classical guitarist. He only admits to Rock & Roll. I don't think he wants to hurt his image.
I studied classical guitar for years. The pictures of Kerry's hand positioning while playing guitar are unmitakenly classical.
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:02:31 AM PDT
by
Republican Red
(Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
To: Wolfstar
Good Lord, he looks like Lurch imitating Clint Eastwood.
His doofus factor is off the chart.
23
posted on
08/06/2004 9:02:42 AM PDT
by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: Wolfstar
To: Wolfstar; Old Sarge; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; kjfine
There are some guys who should wear Cowboy Hats...
![](http://web.nwe.ufl.edu/~sfenty/Myth_Project/images/Bushboy.jpg)
And others who should not....
![](http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymsey/pimages/vp-1997.jpg)
Nuff said...
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:05:54 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: edskid
26
posted on
08/06/2004 9:06:12 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
To: Lokibob; onyx; PhiKapMom; dixiechick2000; jocon307; Krodg; sciencediet; firstiamaussoldier; ...
![](http://www.achrnews.com/FILES/IMAGES/72243.jpg)
GWB is some kinda HOT ping!
A REAL cowboy!
If you want on or off this respectful, infrequent, yet easy-on-the-eyes ping list - FReepmail ILBBACH.
27
posted on
08/06/2004 9:07:07 AM PDT
by
ILBBACH
To: RockinRight
We should sic Toby Keith on his a$$. 'Do not chain a dragon to roast your meat'
Send Keith Partridge.
(After a while these pics aren't much fun since they seem to caption themselves.)
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:07:29 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(Our government is NOT a 'democracy')
To: StarCMC
Did you notice that the good guys are wearing white hats, and the bad guys the black hats?
Somethings never change...
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:12:18 AM PDT
by
ILBBACH
To: ILBBACH
ROFL - I was just about to post that myself!!
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:13:47 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: Wolfstar
"Obladee, Obladah, Life goes on, AAAHH! Life goes on."
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:14:09 AM PDT
by
Ciexyz
("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
To: Republican Red
The pictures of Kerry's hand positioning while playing guitar are unmitakenly classical.
_________
I dunno 'bout that. It appears his left thumb is not correctly positioned on the back of the neck, rather it appears to be way over the top of the neck. Aaron Shearer never taught it that way.
The blues guys do, so they can fret the top strings with that thumb. Tres gauche to a classical player.
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:14:42 AM PDT
by
dmz
To: Wolfstar
How can you forget the bunny suit or the corn photos?? I am tired too, from laughing too much!!
To: NonValueAdded
"Visualize that scene on the stairs in Animal House."
Song: "I gave my Love a cherry that had no stone..."
Kery's version: "I have no love, nor cherry....just this stone.."
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:15:00 AM PDT
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: StarCMC
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040806/capt.sge.tei27.060804152648.photo02.default-278x362.jpg)
::singing:: "Where, oh where, are you tonight..."
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:15:08 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(JFKerry: It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village!)
To: Petronski
According to the DUmp he was playing "Johnny Be Good"
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:15:50 AM PDT
by
Krodg
To: Wolfstar
One-A-Day - just like the vitamins.
I'd swear there's a Republican mole in the entourage, but a mole couldn't dress him up in all these daily doses of dorkage...
37
posted on
08/06/2004 9:17:07 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: Wolfstar
I'm John Kerry and I approve
the desecration of the American Flag.![](http://611.mystarband.net/images/newsoldier.jpg)
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:18:08 AM PDT
by
68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
(Just say NO to TV and Cable "News" , "Polls" and "Election Results")
To: Wolfstar; Chad Fairbanks; RockinRight; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; ...
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040806/capt.sge.tei27.060804152648.photo02.default-278x362.jpg)
"That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spot... light... losing my election!"
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posted on
08/06/2004 9:18:39 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(JFKerry: It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village!)
To: Petronski
Any word on what he was playing?
Achey-Breaky Heart?...whatever it was, I'm sure Pat Metheny is laughing at him.
40
posted on
08/06/2004 9:18:47 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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