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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/6/04

Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar

YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)



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To: Petronski

I already posted some of the lyrics...


21 posted on 08/06/2004 9:01:27 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
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To: Lokibob

I don't think Kerry admits he is a classical guitarist. He only admits to Rock & Roll. I don't think he wants to hurt his image.

I studied classical guitar for years. The pictures of Kerry's hand positioning while playing guitar are unmitakenly classical.


22 posted on 08/06/2004 9:02:31 AM PDT by Republican Red (Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
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To: Wolfstar

Good Lord, he looks like Lurch imitating Clint Eastwood.

His doofus factor is off the chart.


23 posted on 08/06/2004 9:02:42 AM PDT by Fzob (Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
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To: Wolfstar

The Bland Old Opry.


24 posted on 08/06/2004 9:03:27 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: Wolfstar; Old Sarge; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; kjfine
There are some guys who should wear Cowboy Hats...

And others who should not....

Nuff said...


25 posted on 08/06/2004 9:05:54 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: edskid

ROTFLMAO


26 posted on 08/06/2004 9:06:12 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
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To: Lokibob; onyx; PhiKapMom; dixiechick2000; jocon307; Krodg; sciencediet; firstiamaussoldier; ...

GWB is some kinda HOT ping!

A REAL cowboy!

If you want on or off this respectful, infrequent, yet easy-on-the-eyes ping list - FReepmail ILBBACH.

27 posted on 08/06/2004 9:07:07 AM PDT by ILBBACH
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To: RockinRight
We should sic Toby Keith on his a$$.

'Do not chain a dragon to roast your meat'

Send Keith Partridge.

(After a while these pics aren't much fun since they seem to caption themselves.)

28 posted on 08/06/2004 9:07:29 AM PDT by MamaTexan (Our government is NOT a 'democracy')
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To: StarCMC

Did you notice that the good guys are wearing white hats, and the bad guys the black hats?

Somethings never change...


29 posted on 08/06/2004 9:12:18 AM PDT by ILBBACH
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To: ILBBACH

ROFL - I was just about to post that myself!!


30 posted on 08/06/2004 9:13:47 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Wolfstar

"Obladee, Obladah, Life goes on, AAAHH! Life goes on."


31 posted on 08/06/2004 9:14:09 AM PDT by Ciexyz ("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
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To: Republican Red

The pictures of Kerry's hand positioning while playing guitar are unmitakenly classical.
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I dunno 'bout that. It appears his left thumb is not correctly positioned on the back of the neck, rather it appears to be way over the top of the neck. Aaron Shearer never taught it that way.

The blues guys do, so they can fret the top strings with that thumb. Tres gauche to a classical player.


32 posted on 08/06/2004 9:14:42 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Wolfstar

How can you forget the bunny suit or the corn photos?? I am tired too, from laughing too much!!


33 posted on 08/06/2004 9:14:59 AM PDT by curlewbird
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To: NonValueAdded

"Visualize that scene on the stairs in Animal House."

Song: "I gave my Love a cherry that had no stone..."

Kery's version: "I have no love, nor cherry....just this stone.."


34 posted on 08/06/2004 9:15:00 AM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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To: StarCMC

::singing:: "Where, oh where, are you tonight..."

35 posted on 08/06/2004 9:15:08 AM PDT by Old Sarge (JFKerry: It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village!)
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To: Petronski

According to the DUmp he was playing "Johnny Be Good"


36 posted on 08/06/2004 9:15:50 AM PDT by Krodg
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To: Wolfstar
One-A-Day - just like the vitamins.

I'd swear there's a Republican mole in the entourage, but a mole couldn't dress him up in all these daily doses of dorkage...

37 posted on 08/06/2004 9:17:07 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Wolfstar
I'm John Kerry and I approve
the desecration of the American Flag.



38 posted on 08/06/2004 9:18:08 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Just say NO to TV and Cable "News" , "Polls" and "Election Results")
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To: Wolfstar; Chad Fairbanks; RockinRight; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; ...

"That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spot... light... losing my election!"

39 posted on 08/06/2004 9:18:39 AM PDT by Old Sarge (JFKerry: It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village!)
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To: Petronski
Any word on what he was playing?

Achey-Breaky Heart?...whatever it was, I'm sure Pat Metheny is laughing at him.

40 posted on 08/06/2004 9:18:47 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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