Posted on 09/18/2026 9:35:44 AM PDT by dayglored
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.
Check out these common trap questions wives love to ask and how you should respond to each:
Q: Which one of my friends is the prettiest?
A: You have female friends? I never noticed.
Q: Do you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive?
A: What is a "Sydney Sweeney"?
Q: Does this dress make me look fat?
A: Get behind me, Satan!
Q: Would you still love me if I were a colossal desert sandworm?
A: What Shai-hulud has decreed must be. Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. MAY HIS PASSAGE CLEANSE THE WORLD
Q: Which celebrity do you have a crush on?
A: Henry Cavill, obviously.
Q: What do you want for dinner?
A: Whatever you're thinking of right now, sweetheart.
Q: What should we watch tonight?
A: No matter what you put on the TV, I'll just be watching you.
Q: If I died, would you remarry?
A: No, because I would die too.
Q: What's the best way to repair the carburetor on a 1988 Ford Ranger that's stalling out at idle?
A: That's a trick question. The 1988 Ford Ranger uses a fuel-injected engine, not a carburetor. The issue is probably a dirty throttle body or a small vacuum leak.
Q: Do you notice anything different about the way I look today?
A: Only that you grow even more beautiful with every rising and setting of the sun.
Q: Do you like my family?
A: I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
Q: Do you remember what today is?
A: Throw a flashbang and RUN!
You'll have a better marriage in time if you use our handy answers here. Good luck, men!
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Better answer:
I'm straight. Why do you think I'd find a guy named Sydney attractive?
Where can I order 2 dozen flashbombs?
11. Q. Before you asked me to marry you, did you ask anyone else?
A. Now’s a good time to tell her you have terminal cancer.
Best advice would be to get a Labrador and a boat and skip marriage altogether. The Lab will truly love you and true happiness will be when the two of you are on the boat.
Simple. Safe. Secure. Sane. Predictable. ...SINGLE!
The answer to gotcha questions is:
“Do you want to shoot me now or later?”
No doubt!
I’d also like assistance with the following questions:
1. Why would anyone want a 1968 Mustang GT390?
2. Do we really need to spend that much on another firearm?
3. When did we buy a boat?
Any assistance would be greatly appreciated…..
Ha - some of these are LOL.
Let me add one:
Q: Did you leave the toilet seat up?
A: Ugh, that dog. We really need to teach him to stop drinking out of the toilet since he’s learned to flip the seat for easier access.
Words to live by. 😆
A: "You have a blow up doll of her in your gun safe."
A little off your topic having been married 34 years I can offer a little humble advice:
1. If it has been agreed on to exchange bday, Xmas or valentines day cards..never forget...and I mean NEVER.
2. When your wife (or even girlfriend) goes to the hair salon always notice when she comes back....and I mean ALWAYS.
LOL!
"Do these jeans make me look fat?"
"Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?"
"Of course, Darling!"
"OK. I bought another gun."
Q: What’s the best way to repair the carburetor on a 1988 Ford Ranger that’s stalling out at idle?
A: That’s a trick question. The 1988 Ford Ranger uses a fuel-injected engine, not a carburetor. The issue is probably a dirty throttle body or a small vacuum leak.
Stop the mansplaining!
A: It is a trick question! Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
-PJ
Another one of those GIFs that, even though I know it’s just the same thing over and over, I can watch loop forever.
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