9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women

The Bee ^ | Jul 21, 2026 | The Bee

[dayglored]

Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.

Here are just a few examples:

1. Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.

2. Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.

3. Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.

4. Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.

5. Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.

6. Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.

7. Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.

8. Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.

9. Common sense and logic: It's science.

And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women

[Jamestown1630]

I’ve sometimes thought there are more female misongynists than male.

[ridesthemiles]

I AM 86 & STILL FEMALE. OPENING JARS:
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT THINGS YOU CAN FIND AT HOUSEHOLD GOODS AREA OF THE STORE:

“GRIPPER” PADS...5” PADS==2 or 3 TO A PACKAGE-—SOFT RUBBER—CAN BE WASHED. CAN OPEN ANY JAR WITH THOSE.

[Jim Noble]

You left off farting.

[FamiliarFace]

To be fair, I only hate women who are b!tches. Same as men.

[T.B. Yoits]

I’ve sometimes thought there are more female misongynists than male.

By far. It's not even close. It would be difficult to find a woman who is not a misogynist.

[Jamestown1630]

There’s a difference between women who simply understand their sex and those who actually hate other females.

[albie]

Spitting

[dagunk]

“GRIPPER” PADS...5” PADS==2 or 3 TO A PACKAGE-—SOFT RUBBER—CAN BE WASHED. CAN OPEN ANY JAR WITH THOSE.

Those things are Great Cheap too.

[ansel12]

The Olympic test of men and women is sex, and men win that race every time, a man can cross the finish line before a woman even gets off the starting blocks.

[enraged]

Women’s sports.

Good one!

[surrey]

I’ve killed my fair share of spiders but when it comes to mice I’m an absolute wimp.

[Karliner]

walking away from an argument.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Killing the snake in the chicken coop. 😏

[neverevergiveup]

Voting for sane politicians.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I was going to say misogyny; but some women are pretty good at that too...

Yes, they are.

Someone pointed out in fantasy books when a woman becomes a mother she basicly disappears, especially in books written by women.

Never thought about it but it is true.

[Rockingham]

11) Giving and following directions.

[Texas Eagle]

Heh, heh. You’re the exception that proves the rule.

[Texas Eagle]

Snot rockets.

[Jamestown1630]

Among the women I’ve truly loved, much of my feelings for them centered on their ‘motherly’ or nurturing qualities.
It’s not true that all women despise other women; but jealousy and competition seem more prevalent among women than men. (Men compete, but it’s not with the same feeling as some unpleasant women compete with other females.)

[Jamestown1630]

Not true, at least in terms of directional sense. My husband never remembers the way he’s gotten to any new place. I remember how to drive to a place I only visited once decades ago.