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9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
The Bee ^
| Jul 21, 2026
| The Bee
Posted on 07/22/2026 9:07:51 AM PDT by dayglored
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
Here are just a few examples:
- Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.
- Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.
- Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.
- Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.
- Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.
- Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.
- Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.
- Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.
- Common sense and logic: It's science.
And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women
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Be right back, gonna take a shower...
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:07:51 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
I was going to say misogyny; but some women are pretty good at that too...
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:09:52 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: dayglored
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:10:59 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: dayglored
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:12:13 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: dayglored
"Being President of the United States: Try harder, women".
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:12:41 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: dayglored
Squishing bugs
Opening jars
Peeing your name in the snow
To: dayglored
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:13:33 AM PDT
by
Karliner
(Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
To: Texas Eagle
You never met my Aunt Helen
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:14:13 AM PDT
by
al baby
(i know )
To: dayglored
To: Karliner
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:15:15 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: al baby
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:15:40 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: dayglored
12
posted on
07/22/2026 9:15:40 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: Sacajaweau
Iām the bug squisher in my household.
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:17:00 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: dayglored
Getting ready to go somewhere.
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:18:39 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: shelterguy
Peeing your name in the snow
Ok, you got me there...
To: dayglored
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:20:19 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
To: dayglored
Knowing which direction is North, South, East, or West.
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:20:56 AM PDT
by
4Runner
("I gotta join a union to get paid for loafin'?" " Sure ya do!" --Abbott & Costello)
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:20:58 AM PDT
by
Mogger
( 7th generation Vermonter, refugee in New Hampshire hoping NH remains sane.)
To: Jamestown1630
I was going to say misogyny; but some women are pretty good at that too... Misogynist: Someone who hates women as much as they hate each other.
To: dayglored
Packing to go camping without making it look like you’re going on a transatlantic voyage via steamship.
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posted on
07/22/2026 9:22:38 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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