Posted on 01/16/2026 9:35:32 AM PST by dayglored
Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following list of beauty tips that will land the based MAGA man of your dreams.
I love the lyrics. The lyrics pins down exactly the type of woman that I would like to be with. However, I am not fond of the music or the vocals. I wonder how different it would sound if a band such of the Fabulous Thunderbirds covered this song.
Don’t ever quit flying. CAVU to you always
guys are simple. just have a treat and rely on the pavlovian response
When my son was in high school, he once told me that if girls wore Axe the guys would think she’s hot.
Guys didn’t like the smell of perfume, but loved the smell of Axe, so a girl wearing Axe would be hot to them.
Thanks ... don’t intend to. I quit scheduled lines and went back to bizjets, less hassle and my boss likes me :D
Meh - no worries :D
My folks and relatives paid for my flight training at Embry-Riddle aviation university in FL. Came out with an ATP/CFI/I and now have around five thousand hours.
Never will ... yeah, and always DSD - dirty side down. LOL
I heard that story repeatedly during training. My roommate in training never even made it to her domicile because her redneck boyfriend got so upset that she was going to be a flight attendant.
How about being a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?
My word od advice is this: forget all the makeup, forget the fancy clothing, and don’t try to impress me. Just be yourself and your inner beauty will come through. Oh, and try and emulate women from about 200 years ago and actually be a woman, not the ultra feminist now on display,
Q: What’s the best thing about a conservative woman?
A: No penis.
> always DSD - dirty side down
The friend who taught me to ride a motorcycle used to close every conversation with “SSU” — shiny side up.
Yup, thats the best.
“Dab a little WD-40 behind your ears: It’s an irresistible fragrance”
I prefer kerosene but to each his own.
Here’s what the lib chicks actually learned.
1) Scream all the time about everything. Ramp it up by crying
2) Get a nose ring
3) Cut your hair short. Men love short hair. Especially when it’s blue
4) Have him hold your girlfriend’s purse
5) Take him to protests while making him wear a “pussy hat”
6) Always bring a couple mullato babies to the relationship. Bonus points for bringing them AFTER the relationship starts
7) Wear big thick glasses frames, especially if you don’t need glasses. Nothing says “boss girl” like big thick glasses frames.
8) Only have sex with your girlfriend.
Be friendly, considerate, and sweet. Be principled, consistent, and reliable. Use proper grammar, and conduct yourself properly in various settings. Look your best, do your best, and love children and animals. Be well groomed, clean, and fresh. Be willing to let your man take the lead, and let him know that you expect him to. Know how to cook, nurse people to health, and have a good (and occasionally racy, at appropriate times) sense of humor. Know how to live on a shoestring, and how to be gracious in opulence. Bonus points for knowing how to sew, and maybe even tailor. Be a Godly woman, always. (My Personal List, just developed here on the spot...)
Good one! I ride a bike, nice Kawasaki ....
Your lucky good women are hard to to come by she’s a keeper.
She have a sister?.
8 is really important.
Mine was a Yamaha 850 3-cyl "Midnight Special" black with gold trim. Big, heavy sportster, smooth highway feel. Not bad on the trails, but hell if it tipped. Loved that bike. Had to give it away a few years ago when my eyesight, hearing, and balance started to drop below safe limits (I'm 74).
Took my daughter riding on it a lot when she was younger. Big fun. We visited Kauai Hawaii one time and I rented a Harley 1200 sportster and we ran that around the island for a few days -- that was very different, but a lot of fun too!
SSU! :-)
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