Posted on 05/30/2025 4:11:05 AM PDT by IndyTiger
CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio.
"I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."
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any of them would ever want to go to Harvard over The Ohio State fify
NGL, kind of nice to see another state get a sustained, good-natured ribbing for a change!
Buzz
Well, sure.
But a few local students stuck around. Attended The Other Ohio State instead.
/Nebraska Nittany Wolverines fan in Tera Haunted, KY
Next, they’ll be accepting transfer students from YALE..................
TOSU is a fine school. It is not geared to hosting elite frat boys before WEF empmoyment.
Harvaarrdd is a British elite holdover institution aimed at the heart of America. Harvard grads are at the center of the wests orobkems and the worlds.
Phil Donahue!
Snob.
Ol' Phil was a nutty leftist, but he was sane by comparison to the absolute lunatic communist ideologues who currently hold power in elite academia.
Apparently the Bee doesn’t know Phil got his start in Dayton OH with his popular radio show on WHIO. And he lived next door to beloved humorist Erma Bombeck.
It was his wife Marlo Thomas that turned him into a leftist. When he got his start he was the suburbanite next door.
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