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Harvard forced to begin accepting students from Ohio
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/28/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/30/2025 4:11:05 AM PDT by IndyTiger

CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio.

"I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."

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TOPICS: Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; harvard; ohio; satire

1 posted on 05/30/2025 4:11:05 AM PDT by IndyTiger
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To: IndyTiger

any of them would ever want to go to Harvard over The Ohio State fify


2 posted on 05/30/2025 4:20:26 AM PDT by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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To: IndyTiger

NGL, kind of nice to see another state get a sustained, good-natured ribbing for a change!


3 posted on 05/30/2025 4:30:02 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: IndyTiger

Buzz


4 posted on 05/30/2025 5:05:11 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: IndyTiger; Red Badger; Liz; SunkenCiv; BobL

Well, sure.

But a few local students stuck around. Attended The Other Ohio State instead.

/Nebraska Nittany Wolverines fan in Tera Haunted, KY


5 posted on 05/30/2025 5:20:26 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (Method, motive, and opportunity: No morals, shear madness and hatred by those who cheat.)
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To: IndyTiger

Next, they’ll be accepting transfer students from YALE..................


6 posted on 05/30/2025 5:22:27 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: griswold3

TOSU is a fine school. It is not geared to hosting elite frat boys before WEF empmoyment.

Harvaarrdd is a British elite holdover institution aimed at the heart of America. Harvard grads are at the center of the wests orobkems and the worlds.


7 posted on 05/30/2025 5:37:25 AM PDT by Jumper
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To: IndyTiger

Phil Donahue!


8 posted on 05/30/2025 5:39:46 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Hail to Pitt!)
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To: Red Badger

9 posted on 05/30/2025 5:40:40 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: IndyTiger

Snob.


10 posted on 05/30/2025 7:46:25 AM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: IndyTiger
Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue.

Ol' Phil was a nutty leftist, but he was sane by comparison to the absolute lunatic communist ideologues who currently hold power in elite academia.

11 posted on 05/30/2025 7:50:07 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: FroggyTheGremlim

Apparently the Bee doesn’t know Phil got his start in Dayton OH with his popular radio show on WHIO. And he lived next door to beloved humorist Erma Bombeck.
It was his wife Marlo Thomas that turned him into a leftist. When he got his start he was the suburbanite next door.


12 posted on 05/30/2025 2:18:33 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.you have to consider this:)
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