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Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That's Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of 'Hamilton'
The Bee ^ | Nov 21, 2024 | The Bee

Posted on 11/22/2024 8:21:57 AM PST by dayglored

COVENTRY — Luxury vehicle manufacturer Jaguar Cars stunned the automobile industry by releasing a daring three-hour commercial featuring no car and just a naked man putting on a one-man show of the hit Broadway production Hamilton.

As part of the company's bold marketing initiative proclaiming a "new era" for the brand, Jaguar marketing executives were confident that a nude man cavorting on a theater stage singlehandedly performing all of the Hamilton roles would convince consumers to purchase new cars.

"We decided that the best way to sell cars was to make a commercial you simply can't take your eyes off of," Jaguar CEO Reginald Jag said in a statement. "Sure, there's no car in it, and we don't even make it clear we're a car company, but try and tell me you didn't watch that naked man act out Hamilton. Just try it. You can't."

The commercial, intended as an art piece to spread brand recognition and tear down harmful commercial stereotypes, took six months to film and cost an estimated $100 million. Due to its length, it is exclusively online where it can be seen by people who click through several pages to find a landing page buried deep in jaguar.com. To date, it has been viewed in full by three people. But word of mouth was reportedly strong.

"What a stupid commercial," said X user @AdCritic33. "This is for cars?"

"I guess I don't have to see Hamilton now...," posted @AaronBurr. "Gross."

One viewer, who didn't understand that Jaguar was a car company simply asked, "Where are the cats? I like cats."

At publishing time, Jaguar Cars succeeded in spreading the word about their new product. Unfortunately, no one knew what the product was, and the business was forced to declare bankruptcy.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; elonmusk; hamilton; india; jaguar; satire; unitedkingdom
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To: dayglored

This isn’t Jaguars’s idea, anymore than Anheuser-Busch’s PR disaster was their idea.

This is BlackRock/Vanguard’s idea because they own most of the stock shares via indexed funds and therefore control the shareholder votes and therefore the boards of directors.


21 posted on 11/22/2024 9:13:36 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: Fresh Wind
> Years ago I saw a Jaguar XJ-6 with a license plate that read “WANKER”.

This one is usually on a Chevy, but it could maybe work on a Jag....


22 posted on 11/22/2024 9:27:29 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

I didn’t bother to look for the Bee tag, because I so was convinced that this was real. 🤣😐


23 posted on 11/22/2024 9:43:03 AM PST by catbertz
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To: dayglored

You obviously saw it in the US....it never would have been allowed in Britain.


24 posted on 11/22/2024 9:45:16 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: dayglored
You know now that Faguar has gone the way of Volkswagon.



The owners of Faguar are from India.

They must have lost their chapatis.

25 posted on 11/22/2024 10:06:33 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: dayglored

I missed whatever this must have been based off of, but what I gather from it is that Jaguar now makes junk for cars and is covering by launching marketing campaigns that desperately try to keep the focus off their vehicles as much as possible. Not a winning strategy.


26 posted on 11/22/2024 10:34:23 AM PST by EnderWiggin1970
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To: EnderWiggin1970

There are a few earlier FR threads on the topic, search on “jaguar” in the title. At least one of them has a link to the commercial that this is all in reaction to.


27 posted on 11/22/2024 11:55:57 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Gay State Conservative

It’s actually from an episode of “Seinfeld”.


28 posted on 11/22/2024 11:57:29 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

Ahh, thank you! Sad to see such a historical marque destroying itself in its embrace of self-destructive delusions.


29 posted on 11/22/2024 12:24:39 PM PST by EnderWiggin1970
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To: dayglored
Will this ad embarrass existing Jaguar owners?
30 posted on 11/22/2024 2:19:05 PM PST by MosesKnows
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To: Candor7

I don’t know what chapatis are...but the Tata family of India is of Persian (Parsee) origin. Zoroastrians.


31 posted on 11/22/2024 2:21:22 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Tell It Right

LOL! You are hereby nominated as woke copywriter of the year!


32 posted on 11/22/2024 2:39:16 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Tell It Right
Be sure to get heavy flow.

You need it. As they say, how can you tell a Jaguar is low on oil? It stops leaking.

33 posted on 11/22/2024 2:41:22 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: dayglored

I was referring to the “WANKER” plate...not the NY one.


34 posted on 11/22/2024 3:37:01 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: Liz
"We decided that the best way to sell cars was to make a commercial you simply can't take your eyes off of," Jaguar CEO Reginald Jag said in a statement. "Sure, there's no car in it, and we don't even make it clear we're a car company, but try and tell me you didn't watch that naked man act out Hamilton. Just try it. You can't."

ping.

35 posted on 11/22/2024 8:03:39 PM PST by GOPJ (We need to call trans what they really are: Men Pretending to be Women. Cancel culture's dead. )
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To: Verginius Rufus
I don’t know what chapatis are...but the Tata family of India is of Persian (Parsee) origin. Zoroastrians.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

These are Zoroastrian chapatis.



And the Tatas have indeed lost them to Faguar.

Now they have nothing to offer their YAZATA.

36 posted on 11/23/2024 5:57:04 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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