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Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
The Bee ^
| September 16, 2024
| Staff
Posted on 09/16/2024 11:24:37 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Americans across the country breathed a sigh of relief this morning following breaking news that Vice President Kamala Harris had survived an attempted interview.
The incident took place late yesterday afternoon during a campaign stop in Pennsylvania when a rogue reporter reportedly approached the vice president and fired off several questions before being tackled to the ground and subdued by Secret Service agents. Harris was quickly evacuated from the area and taken to a secure location.
"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."
The FBI arrived at the scene shortly thereafter and discovered that the would-be interviewer was in possession of several notepads, pens, a cellphone, and a camera authorities believed was intended to capture the event for a livestream or video. "Isn't that sick?" said a campaign insider. "This nutjob had this all planned out. He was coming out here for the specific purpose of interviewing Kamala Harris — and he was trying to record himself doing it. This is the type of America we can expect under Donald Trump."
At publishing time, the Secret Service had advised the Harris campaign that it would be best for the Vice President to avoid all public appearances from now through election day.
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Quick action by the Secret Service saved the Narrative!
To: Navy Patriot
LoL, Bee has been good lately.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:25:22 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:25:41 AM PDT
by
TomServo
To: Navy Patriot
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:26:38 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(abc ! America's lower case far-left network.)
To: Navy Patriot
The perp had a AK style assault camera.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:28:50 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Magnum44
LoL, Bee has been good lately.
They have a boatload of raw material.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:29:26 AM PDT
by
BikerJoe
To: Navy Patriot
“advised the Harris campaign that it would be best for the Vice President to avoid all public appearances from now through election day”
THAT PART IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:30:18 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:32:58 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:33:04 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Navy Patriot
So, I take it the questions missed her head by a mile?
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:33:19 AM PDT
by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: Navy Patriot
Not to worry - if that interview had been fatal, we'd still have President Timmy Walz to look forward to.
Nightmare fuel...
To: Navy Patriot
The Bee keeps hitting them out of the park!
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:37:24 AM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: Bullish
So, I take it the questions missed her head by a mile? Went in one ear and out the other ... caused her to experience a severe bout of logorrhea.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:37:31 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Bullish
So, I take it the questions missed her head by a mile? Yup. Sailed right over it.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:37:52 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(No food in the stores; fuel prices too high? Thank a liberal.)
To: Bullish
Not everything goes over Kamala’s head.
Ask Mr. Brown. He can tell you.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:41:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:43:30 AM PDT
by
WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
(there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you"e)
To: Magnum44
Agreed
Watch the J6 video. Hilarious
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:44:06 AM PDT
by
Red6
To: gitmo
I suspect you are correct, however I cannot confirm it had a full auto shutter.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:44:22 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: aquila48
Between The Bee and SEC Shorts, they are the only things helping me to keep my sanity.
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posted on
09/16/2024 11:45:16 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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