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101 Short Jokes
Readers Digest ^
| Jan 18th, 2022
| Don’t know
Posted on 02/02/2022 7:39:12 AM PST by jcon40
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; jokes
More categories of jokes at the link.
Trying to break the habit of being too cynical.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:39:13 AM PST
by
jcon40
To: jcon40
But am I cynical or am I just realistic?
Be a cynic. You are never disappointed and, occasionally, you have a beautiful surprise.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:41:11 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Be alert!
The world needs more Lerts!....................
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:43:42 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: jcon40
I’m not sure if it is ignorance or apathy but I don’t know and I don’t care.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:44:00 AM PST
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
“Be a cynic. You are never disappointed and, occasionally, you have a beautiful surprise.”
Agreed. I expect the worst from people and I’m rarely disappointed.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:48:56 AM PST
by
MercyFlush
(DANGER: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish)
To: jcon40
I was expecting jokes about short people.
You will be hearing from my attorney.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:51:59 AM PST
by
Interesting Times
(WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
To: Interesting Times
You will have to over look the lack of short jokes.
You would not want to sink to their level.
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posted on
02/02/2022 7:55:05 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: Interesting Times
I was expecting jokes about short people.
You will be hearing from my attorney.
Shortly??
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:02:08 AM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable.STILL )
To: Interesting Times
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:16:21 AM PST
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Thank you all. I withdraw my complaint.
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:21:11 AM PST
by
Interesting Times
(WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
To: Interesting Times
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:32:22 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: jcon40
Our bishop (who’s about 5-6 similar to me) made a self deprecating joke in a sermon about short people.
I told him Stalin, Churchill, and Jimmy Hoffa were all about that height and the were pretty tough guys.
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:35:28 AM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: nascarnation
LOL
How did he react to you placing him in that company?
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:45:36 AM PST
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
He laughed, he’s a good guy IMHO.
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posted on
02/02/2022 8:46:11 AM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
“But am I cynical or am I just realistic?”
Well just so you know the difference between a stoic and a cynic is the Stoic brings the baby, a cynic is what you wash it in.
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:01:19 AM PST
by
DaiHuy
(I support LGBTQ. (Lets Get Biden to Quit.))
To: jcon40
I was looking for dwarf and midget jokes....oh well.
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:09:09 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(I am not fat ! I'm just easier to see.)
To: Covenantor
Did some one say short jokes
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:09:22 AM PST
by
norsky
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To: jcon40
Yesterday, I burnt 2000 calories while I was on the treadmill.
Next time I’ll have to use an oven timer.
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:12:11 AM PST
by
rx
(Truth will out!)
To: Phlap
Well there’s not much you can say about apathy.
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:19:03 AM PST
by
jmacusa
(America.Founded by geniuses. Now governed by idiots. )
To: jcon40
More categories of jokes at the link.
Could not find the Blonde jokes.
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posted on
02/02/2022 9:56:59 AM PST
by
Jumpmaster
(U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
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