More categories of jokes at the link.
Trying to break the habit of being too cynical.
1 posted on
02/02/2022 7:39:13 AM PST by
jcon40
To: jcon40
But am I cynical or am I just realistic?
Be a cynic. You are never disappointed and, occasionally, you have a beautiful surprise.
2 posted on
02/02/2022 7:41:11 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: jcon40
I’m not sure if it is ignorance or apathy but I don’t know and I don’t care.
4 posted on
02/02/2022 7:44:00 AM PST by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: jcon40
I was expecting jokes about short people.
You will be hearing from my attorney.
6 posted on
02/02/2022 7:51:59 AM PST by
Interesting Times
(WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
To: jcon40
Our bishop (who’s about 5-6 similar to me) made a self deprecating joke in a sermon about short people.
I told him Stalin, Churchill, and Jimmy Hoffa were all about that height and the were pretty tough guys.
12 posted on
02/02/2022 8:35:28 AM PST by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: jcon40
I was looking for dwarf and midget jokes....oh well.
16 posted on
02/02/2022 9:09:09 AM PST by
stylin19a
(I am not fat ! I'm just easier to see.)
To: jcon40
Yesterday, I burnt 2000 calories while I was on the treadmill.
Next time I’ll have to use an oven timer.
18 posted on
02/02/2022 9:12:11 AM PST by
rx
(Truth will out!)
To: jcon40
More categories of jokes at the link.
Could not find the Blonde jokes.
20 posted on
02/02/2022 9:56:59 AM PST by
Jumpmaster
(U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
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