Skip to comments.Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won't Get Pregnant
Posted on 09/03/2021 12:09:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
DALLAS, TX—As new restrictions on abortion go into effect in Texas, more and more concerned residents are speaking out about their loss of abortion access. We caught up with Dallas resident Debbie Woods to discuss the impact of the new law on her life.
“I probably get four or five abortions a year, so this will definitely impact me directly,” Woods said. "I just can't have a kid right now. I’m sleeping over at a different guy’s house like five nights a week. Nobody’s going to want to hook up with me if I’ve got a baby in tow!”
Woods says she’s been racking her brain for days trying to think of a solution to her predicament. “I wish there was some activity I could abstain from in order to not get pregnant,” she said. “I mean, I eat right, I exercise, and I even floss daily no matter whose house I’m sleeping at. I just can’t figure out what’s causing my unwanted pregnancies!”
In addition to cutting something out of her life, Woods said she’s open to other alternative pregnancy prevention ideas. “It would be great if stores sold products that could keep you from getting pregnant in the first place,” Woods added. “Something that responsible people would make sure to use during whatever activity is causing pregnancy to block it from ever happening."
Aspirin. Hold it between your legs.
The only truly effective oral contraception is the word “NO!”
Ok, you got me.
For like 47 seconds.
LOL! I read that these weirdos were urging women in Texas not to have sex with men because of this...in most cases, I doubt that those weirdo women were doing that in the first place.
Secondly, if they’re looking for love in Texas, they’re probably not going to find many takers.
None is this stupid.
But they are working on it.
A proud product of the public schools system
Sounds like my ex.
flex seal has an assortment of products that may help in this situation...
Is there a test that will detect a pregnancy before a fetal can be detected?
Well, it can float a boat but I don’t see how it could help…..
Governor Abbot Introduces a Bill to Remove the Amendment
Guaranteeing The Right To An Abortion From The U.S. Constitution.
LMAO! Sometimes I read too fast and the Bee gets me good! Let that not lessen truth behind parody.
Bambi Woods was from Debbie Does Dallas.
Good one, Babylon Bee, someone did their homework.
In some circles the circumstances cited are not far from the normal.
It’s like the Hoover dam in a can.
they also have the flex seal tape that supposedly sticks to anything even if it’s wet...
Birth control happens before pregnancy,
abortion can only happen after pregnancy!
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