We could turn CHAZ into a weekly sitcom! Who gets voted off the island first?
Posted on 06/13/2020 6:50:55 AM PDT by Norski
SEATTLE, WA--Well, this can't be good: infighting has begun to break out in Seattle's utopian paradise of free stuff and community gardening and love and peace as CHAZ leaders can't agree on who gets to hold the conch shell.
One warlord had suggested passing around a conch shell to determine who would be the leader of the group. The other warlords all agreed. This uneasy truce only lasted for about 12 seconds, however, as they began to bicker over who got to hold the conch shell first. One of the warlords was wearing glasses and suggested they attempt to create fire. The other warlords called him a nerd, though, and broke his glasses.
A rumor broke out that there was a monster in the park, though it turned out just to be a crazy homeless guy. "Maybe there is a beast… maybe it's only us," said warlord Raz Simone.
The most savage of the vegan warlords put a cabbage head on a spike in a bizarre ritual, warning the other groups that he was not to be messed with. A police officer arrived to rescue everybody just as they were about to murder each other and lectured them on being good boys and girls before loading them into his armored vehicle and taking them away from the strange foreign land.
This is hilarious.
Heh, heh. Life on Coral Island.
The flies are surely gathering. :)
When are the killer Hornets being released?
It wasn’t until the third paragraph that I realized it was from the Bee........LOL!
Yes. Did not see the “Warlord” raz simone story from redstate before posting. Someone at BBee is sharper than a spear-point.
We could turn CHAZ into a weekly sitcom! Who gets voted off the island first?
LOVE IT!!
“Laughter is the Best Medicine”, and humor the best WEAPON against inflamed idiots with inflated egos!!
“This uneasy truce only lasted for about 12 seconds”
Which is probably the attention span of most of the occupiers.
I now dub this land CHAZLAND
CHAZLANDERS is the new term for liberals.
Call it “The Dupes of CHAZturd”!
It needs to become a reality TV show.
Whenever one desires. Assume one has an extra nest or two, as most do. . .
Exodus 23:28
“And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee.”
(Courtesy of PureBibleSearch software. Free download at purebiblesearch.com)
“We could turn CHAZ into a weekly sitcom!”
“It needs to become a reality TV show.”
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What if it already is . . .?
Democrat Party Scum & Vermin on the loose!!! America haters and destroyers on the loose in Washington State. If this does not change soon...watch for Boeing to pull out of Seattle and head to a southern state friendly to business. Boeing is already looking at its future and does not like what it see in Seattle & Washington, State!!!
Do I feel sorry for the innocent victims in Seattle...not one iota...they got exactly what they voted for!!! LMAO!!!
Hornets. The hornets sound pretty good.
lol. SpongeBob by DoodleBob.
He doodle...ME SPONGEBOB.
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