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Need to begin posting serious true news. Babylon Bee Becoming Addictive.

1 posted on 06/13/2020 6:50:55 AM PDT by Norski

The BEE is really stinging everyone this week.

This is hilarious.

2 posted on 06/13/2020 6:54:24 AM PDT by Sacajaweau

Heh, heh. Life on Coral Island.

3 posted on 06/13/2020 6:55:42 AM PDT by Texas Eagle

The flies are surely gathering. :)

4 posted on 06/13/2020 6:56:34 AM PDT by xp38

When are the killer Hornets being released?

5 posted on 06/13/2020 6:57:08 AM PDT by cnsmom

It wasn’t until the third paragraph that I realized it was from the Bee........LOL!

6 posted on 06/13/2020 6:57:54 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco

We could turn CHAZ into a weekly sitcom! Who gets voted off the island first?

8 posted on 06/13/2020 6:59:17 AM PDT by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)

“This uneasy truce only lasted for about 12 seconds”

Which is probably the attention span of most of the occupiers.

10 posted on 06/13/2020 6:59:23 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (uff)

I now dub this land CHAZLAND

CHAZLANDERS is the new term for liberals.

11 posted on 06/13/2020 7:00:06 AM PDT by Bayard

Democrat Party Scum & Vermin on the loose!!! America haters and destroyers on the loose in Washington State. If this does not change soon...watch for Boeing to pull out of Seattle and head to a southern state friendly to business. Boeing is already looking at its future and does not like what it see in Seattle & Washington, State!!!

Do I feel sorry for the innocent victims in Seattle...not one iota...they got exactly what they voted for!!! LMAO!!!

16 posted on 06/13/2020 7:05:32 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)

17 posted on 06/13/2020 7:06:24 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)

25 posted on 06/13/2020 7:41:04 AM PDT by windsorknot

Unfortunately the following is not Babylon Bee:

City Councils across America have voted unanimously to approve a resolution intended to abolish the existing police force and replace it with something else.

What exactly that is hasn’t been spelled out yet.

Can anyone spell “Sharia”, Sharia Islamic law, or redundantly Sharia law is a religious law forming part of the Islamic tradition. It is derived from the religious precepts of Islam. Christians, Jews and atheists might consider leaving ASAP!!

Attention citizens of San FranciscoStan, MinneapoliStan, SeattleStan, LAStan, NYCStan, and ChicagoStan!

Your new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force is here to help you!

Don't call 911!

We will find you!

Have your weekly public safety donation, in cash or Bitcoin, handy in a sealed brown paper lunch bag!

Thank you!

ma'a as-salaama!!!

Remember, don't call us, we will find you when we want to.

Below are pics of some of Obama’s Civilian National Security Force, aka your new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force!

Thanks to DCBryan1 for the photo above!

“Hello, alt-911? A gang is trying to break into my house!!!”

“We know. We’re already there. Have your weekly cash or Bitcoin donation handy in a brown paper lunch bag!”

Coming soon to any/all blue cities controlled by insane liberals, who hate cops, new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force!

You, also, need to pay our professional entertainers like the artist shown below!

27 posted on 06/13/2020 7:46:58 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)

30 posted on 06/13/2020 7:54:33 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)

38 posted on 06/13/2020 4:11:12 PM PDT by novemberslady

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