Posted on 06/13/2020 6:50:55 AM PDT by Norski
SEATTLE, WA--Well, this can't be good: infighting has begun to break out in Seattle's utopian paradise of free stuff and community gardening and love and peace as CHAZ leaders can't agree on who gets to hold the conch shell.
One warlord had suggested passing around a conch shell to determine who would be the leader of the group. The other warlords all agreed. This uneasy truce only lasted for about 12 seconds, however, as they began to bicker over who got to hold the conch shell first. One of the warlords was wearing glasses and suggested they attempt to create fire. The other warlords called him a nerd, though, and broke his glasses.
A rumor broke out that there was a monster in the park, though it turned out just to be a crazy homeless guy. "Maybe there is a beast… maybe it's only us," said warlord Raz Simone.
The most savage of the vegan warlords put a cabbage head on a spike in a bizarre ritual, warning the other groups that he was not to be messed with. A police officer arrived to rescue everybody just as they were about to murder each other and lectured them on being good boys and girls before loading them into his armored vehicle and taking them away from the strange foreign land.
Lol. TYVM.
““The Dupes of CHAZturd”!”
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Message to the good people occupied by Chazturdistan:
There used to be a bill collector who wore a coat dipped in a mixture of bearbaiting liquid and artificial skunk smell, and he would go sit in the offices of deadbeats until they paid up. . . . . Just sayin’. . .
CHAZ is the new Karen or maybe the male counterpart.
Hanging CHAZ.
City Councils across America have voted unanimously to approve a resolution intended to abolish the existing police force and replace it with something else.
What exactly that is hasn’t been spelled out yet.
Can anyone spell “Sharia”, Sharia Islamic law, or redundantly Sharia law is a religious law forming part of the Islamic tradition. It is derived from the religious precepts of Islam. Christians, Jews and atheists might consider leaving ASAP!!
Attention citizens of San FranciscoStan, MinneapoliStan, SeattleStan, LAStan, NYCStan, and ChicagoStan!
Your new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force is here to help you!
Don't call 911!
We will find you!
Have your weekly public safety donation, in cash or Bitcoin, handy in a sealed brown paper lunch bag!
Thank you!
ma'a as-salaama!!!
Remember, don't call us, we will find you when we want to.
Below are pics of some of Obama’s Civilian National Security Force, aka your new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force!
Thanks to DCBryan1 for the photo above!
“Hello, alt-911? A gang is trying to break into my house!!!”
“We know. We’re already there. Have your weekly cash or Bitcoin donation handy in a brown paper lunch bag!”
Coming soon to any/all blue cities controlled by insane liberals, who hate cops, new BLM/Sharia/Antifa non police force!
You, also, need to pay our professional entertainers like the artist shown below!
Very well. What is your plan?
Making popcorn now.
Has anyone ever made a cartoon about Hells Angels motorcycle gang?
As an 81 year old guy, trained by the old Navy Security Group, you never tell anyone your current plan or past activities.
Very well. Here’s to the hope that you have one. No reply necessary, then.
That’s because reality is giving them so much material to work with.
“This is our island. It’s a good island. Until the grownups come to fetch us we’ll have fun.”.
Lord of the Flies. Kill the pig.
Same here..lol
Very funny stuff
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