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Nation Totally In Favor Of Ocasio-Cortez Permanently Boycotting Her Job /sarc(for idiots)
The Babylon Bee ^ | 4/23/20 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 04/24/2020 11:21:32 AM PDT by budj

U.S.—The majority of the nation is "totally in favor" of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boycotting her job permanently.

After the congresswoman called for a job boycott once the economy opens back up, everyone said they were totally OK with it, as long as it's just her and maybe some of her associates who are boycotting their jobs forever. Approval of her job boycott was directly connected to her being the one who is doing the boycotting.

"Please, never go back to work, AOC, for the good of the nation," said laid-off oil worker Pete Vik. "Heck, we're even fine if you keep collecting your paycheck -- we taxpayers would totally pony up a couple hundred grand a year to pay you to stay home."

"AOC not working? We'd love to see it," he added.

Ocasio-Cortez later clarified that it was poor people who don't make $174,000 a year plus perks and benefits who she wants to stay home and not make any money.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: antifa; babylonbee; fools; humor; newyork; ocasiocortez; occasionalcortex; politics; satire
A0C speaks. Why don't we listen?
1 posted on 04/24/2020 11:21:32 AM PDT by budj
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To: budj

Again, Bab Bee hits the nail on the head.

As parody this so closely resembles truth as to be indistinguishable!


2 posted on 04/24/2020 11:27:39 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
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To: budj

My source of real news.


3 posted on 04/24/2020 11:28:43 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: budj

I want her to stay. In these trying times we need the comic relief.


4 posted on 04/24/2020 11:36:01 AM PDT by birdsman (NAAWP)
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To: budj

She’s cute, but stupid. God giveth, God taketh away.


5 posted on 04/24/2020 11:36:33 AM PDT by wny
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To: SkyDancer

I heard the owner of The BB actually started a news site that covers real news.

It’s called DISRN.

https://disrn.com/


6 posted on 04/24/2020 12:03:31 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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To: budj


7 posted on 04/24/2020 12:06:00 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: metmom

Bkmrkd.


8 posted on 04/24/2020 12:10:36 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: metmom

My trouble is that I read the BB first then go to news then do a wuh-huh when I read real news. LOL


9 posted on 04/24/2020 12:11:20 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: budj

She would probably do well with pole dancing......


10 posted on 04/24/2020 12:26:26 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: budj

No no no....we need her in there continuing to make progressives look foolish...


11 posted on 04/24/2020 3:48:53 PM PDT by Homer1
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