Missing Person Alert Issued For Elderly Man Wandering Down Highway In Bathrobe Waving Dead Fish At Passing Cars

The Babylon Bee ^ | March 10, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[GenXFreedomFighter]

SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA—A missing person alert has been issued for an elderly man wandering down a highway in Florida. The man was spotted early this morning near a freeway off ramp trying to get better reception on his rainbow trout.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

LOL. So cruel!

[TomServo]

[Retrofitted]

So Joe’s walking around trying to slap people with a trout? Someone better tell him that’s not how it works. That’s not how any of that works!

[Brilliant]

I suspect this is fake news. We don’t have rainbow trout in Florida. Otherwise it seems plausible though.

[Democrats hate too much]

I just put that one on my bucket list.

[isthisnickcool]

Rahm?

[stylin19a]

Well, I’m gonna go then. And I don’t need any of this! I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything - except this, this dead fish...

[ZinGirl]

Get yourself down to Brevard County...been catching rainbow trout for 30+ years from the Indian River. 😀

[bigbob]

Geez even the Babylon Bee is covering up for Joe Biden

[SkyDancer]

Biden?

[grey_whiskers]

Beat me to it!

[no-to-illegals]

If there was an alligator following....... this would have been believable .....

[atc23]

Sanders’ people say they have agreed to let it be a sitting debate next time. Biden cannot stand up for 2 hours, they say.

[clearcarbon]

"Rahm?"

[llevrok]

Reminds me of Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante, the Mafia don who played crazy to throw off the FBI while wandering the streets of NYC in a bathrobe.

[outofsalt]

Will he be rescued by his old lady, who smells of cabbage and gin?

[NonValueAdded]

Better than waving Willie.

[mkleesma]

I had pajamas on underneath the robe.

[taterjay]

Joe did say he was going outside. He is armed too. He is sticking to his principles by not using a gun.