Missing Person Alert Issued For Elderly Man Wandering Down Highway In Bathrobe Waving Dead Fish At Passing Cars

The Babylon Bee ^ | March 10, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[GenXFreedomFighter]

SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA—A missing person alert has been issued for an elderly man wandering down a highway in Florida. The man was spotted early this morning near a freeway off ramp trying to get better reception on his rainbow trout.

[FreeReign]

Are they sure it’s a fish?

[beethovenfan]

That you, Joe?

[MagUSNRET]

LMAO! I was just thinking the same thing

[9YearLurker]

Gives new meaning to “passing hors d’oeuvres”?

[real saxophonist]

Was it this guy?

[nickcarraway]

Maybe he’s sane and everyone else is crazy.

[AnthonySoprano]

[dfwgator]

That will be me someday.

[LouieFisk]

“That you, Joe?”
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Actually, yes, it is. The Babylon Bee is a parody news site.

[House Atreides]

Holy cow.... I think I saw this guy (sans the fish) today trying to get an auto worker to go outside to fight him. Clearly INSANE and a danger to himself and others.

[ZinGirl]

It’s most definitely a fish...but are they sure it’s a rainbow trout? We’ve caught them in the Indian River...but to go waving one about I would hope it’s something more exciting ....like a snook.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Text “JOE” to 3... 3,3,0...3

[House Atreides]

Are they sure it’s a fish?
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He was screaming that it’s an AR-14 fish.

[Maskot]

And I’m sure when he gets hit by a car and dies, our lovely media will report that he died of the coronavirus

[Osage Orange]

I swear...I’m not in Florida.

[V_TWIN]

And challenged the lying horse faced pony soldier to a pushup contest.

[ZinGirl]

Lol. After he was told that he was “full of sh*t”.

[Leep]

Is he riding a donkey?

[Rastus]

He thinks it’s 1995 and he’s on IRC.