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Missing Person Alert Issued For Elderly Man Wandering Down Highway In Bathrobe Waving Dead Fish At Passing Cars
The Babylon Bee ^
| March 10, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/10/2020 2:42:08 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter
SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDAA missing person alert has been issued for an elderly man wandering down a highway in Florida. The man was spotted early this morning near a freeway off ramp trying to get better reception on his rainbow trout.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alzheimers; biden; floridaman; joementia; parody; q; qanon; satire; senile
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To: GenXFreedomFighter
Are they sure it’s a fish?
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:42:58 PM PDT
by
FreeReign
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:43:50 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: beethovenfan
LMAO! I was just thinking the same thing
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:45:57 PM PDT
by
MagUSNRET
To: GenXFreedomFighter
Gives new meaning to “passing hors d’oeuvres”?
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:46:14 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Norovirus survivor; Hey Coronavirus - Bring it!)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
Maybe he’s sane and everyone else is crazy.
To: beethovenfan
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:46:58 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: beethovenfan
“That you, Joe?”
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Actually, yes, it is. The Babylon Bee is a parody news site.
To: GenXFreedomFighter
Holy cow.... I think I saw this guy (sans the fish) today trying to get an auto worker to go outside to fight him. Clearly INSANE and a danger to himself and others.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:48:25 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
To: FreeReign
Its most definitely a fish...but are they sure its a rainbow trout? Weve caught them in the Indian River...but to go waving one about I would hope its something more exciting ....like a snook.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:48:47 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: GenXFreedomFighter
Text “JOE” to 3... 3,3,0...3
To: FreeReign
Are they sure its a fish?
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He was screaming that its an AR-14 fish.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:49:55 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
And Im sure when he gets hit by a car and dies, our lovely media will report that he died of the coronavirus
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:50:14 PM PDT
by
Maskot
(Put every dem/lib in prison........like yesterday!!!)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
I swear...I’m not in Florida.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:50:59 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
To: House Atreides
And challenged the lying horse faced pony soldier to a pushup contest.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:51:16 PM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: House Atreides
Lol. After he was told that he was full of sh*t.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:51:59 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: GenXFreedomFighter
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:52:16 PM PDT
by
Leep
(Everyday is Trump Day!)
To: GenXFreedomFighter
He thinks its 1995 and hes on IRC.
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posted on
03/10/2020 2:53:39 PM PDT
by
Rastus
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