Posted on 01/23/2020 9:05:33 PM PST by nickcarraway
A time traveller has predicted that humans will be eating polystyrene balls in 2075.
The man - known only as Kasper - claims the small, white pellets will be our daily meal in the future.
Kasper told Apex TV: "I'm going to show you food, actual food, from the future. Here is actual food from year 2075."
He then shows off a small jar filled with the pellets and suggests they will be enough nutrition for a day.
He said: "These are individual capsules, and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day. You take one such capsule per day."
Kasper further suggested world governments will provide civilians with the pellets and end world hunger in the process.
He explained: "This take the place of food when it comes out, and this goes along with the government giving everybody in the world free food. They just show up at your house as free food for everybody on Earth.
"There is no more hunger on Earth, there's free food that's given to everybody, so there is no more hunger."
I’m not sure why anyone would interview a crazy person let alone publish what he said.
Venezuelan would eat them now if they could get them. Thanks to socialism
Fixed it...
On the other hand, if he's from the future, could he tell us the hottest stock on the NYSE in 2075. I want to get in the ground floor. I mean, if a time traveler told me about Amazon stock 10 years ago...😋
"How were we to know their inferior metabolisms were incapable of assimilating wholesome polystyrenes?" Slith snarled. "Enough of this chatter or take full responsibility for precipitation of a regrettable incident!"
-- Keith Laumer, Retief of the CDT [1960s/70s sci-fi]
Let me be the first to welcome our polystyrene overloards.
I like mine with A1
Will the food capsules for the Asians be made to look like small rats? You know, painted with eyes, ears, and a little toothpick tail? If not, how do you get the Chinese to eat them?
Liberals welcome their new polystyrene masters
Well, if they bio-engineer a polymer-digesting bacteria to co-exist in our gut, this could be possible.
Recycle plastic into foam beads, flavor and sugar coat them and, viola, Po Po Puffs!
Our Greens will rush to be early adopters. Maybe theyll carry spray flavorings and kayak the oceans, feasting on the plastics there, saving Earth one used water bottle at a time.
L8R.
His existence alone proves we solved that climate change thingy.
I spend a great deal of time collecting, preparing, and eating food.
What shall I do with the extra time?
San Francisco
Well, not the females, silly.
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She’s so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the “News of the World”
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What? No Tide Pods? How will geriatric millennials survive?
Oh, a Heineken fountain!
I would not mind having a few BOLOs around.
1980 would’ve been too late.
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