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Time Traveller Predicts Polystyrene Diet in 2075
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| Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Posted on 01/23/2020 9:05:33 PM PST by nickcarraway
A time traveller has predicted that humans will be eating polystyrene balls in 2075.
The man - known only as Kasper - claims the small, white pellets will be our daily meal in the future.
Kasper told Apex TV: "I'm going to show you food, actual food, from the future. Here is actual food from year 2075."
He then shows off a small jar filled with the pellets and suggests they will be enough nutrition for a day.
He said: "These are individual capsules, and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day. You take one such capsule per day."
Kasper further suggested world governments will provide civilians with the pellets and end world hunger in the process.
He explained: "This take the place of food when it comes out, and this goes along with the government giving everybody in the world free food. They just show up at your house as free food for everybody on Earth.
"There is no more hunger on Earth, there's free food that's given to everybody, so there is no more hunger."
TOPICS: Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2075; apextv; fringe; hoax; inedible; kasper; ohsomysteriouso; phony; polystyrene; q; qanon; thefuture; timetravel
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To: nickcarraway
Soylent Green pills.
Your betters will still eat steak and fresh fruit.
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:07:30 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(We need a tax to stamp out Communism- If you espouse Marxism weÂ’ll redistribute all of your money.)
To: dp0622
To: nickcarraway
We have to disrupt this timeline.
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:09:01 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
Some are looking forward to this.
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:12:55 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: nickcarraway
Can they make it taste like a cheeseburger?
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:14:36 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(I trust President Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
To: Not A Snowbird
I’ve tasted ones that already taste like that.
To: nickcarraway
That was kind of a 90s thing, wasn't it?
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:19:40 PM PST
by
dangus
To: dangus
They are still in stores.
Several flavors
10
posted on
01/23/2020 9:21:45 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Find him and make sure he doesn't get back. He probably looks like this guy in the hat...
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:24:33 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
That’s not what Dr Who eats
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:26:12 PM PST
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: nickcarraway
The wonders of science from schools closer to the equator. ;D
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:30:50 PM PST
by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: nickcarraway
He told me to invest in Zinc.
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:34:02 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
The future diet is pills, huh?
Makes me wonder what pills he took before "time traveling".
To: nickcarraway
Will they stop all the crap in Frisco?
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:35:12 PM PST
by
umgud
To: nickcarraway
So this little pill will pack 2000 calories?
Yeah, right!
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:38:04 PM PST
by
bigred44
To: nickcarraway
"and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day."My interpretation:
If you take half a capsule, you live till noon. Skip a day and you're dead.
To: nickcarraway
Caloric requirements totally impossible to pack into a pill not to mention nutritional requirements.
Amusing
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posted on
01/23/2020 9:45:48 PM PST
by
cpdiii
( canecutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR)
To: nickcarraway
I’ll be 125 years sold in 2075. Don’t think I will be eating anything then.
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