[grey_whiskers]

"Now Slith, you have to confess it was a bit much, selling plastic frankfurters to those poor backward hot-dog lovers--"

"How were we to know their inferior metabolisms were incapable of assimilating wholesome polystyrenes?" Slith snarled. "Enough of this chatter or take full responsibility for precipitation of a regrettable incident!"

-- Keith Laumer, Retief of the CDT [1960s/70s sci-fi]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I would not mind having a few BOLOs around.