The government never GAVE anybody ANYTHING." -- John Wayne, as McClintock
(food related) Gender Inequality isn't ALL bad - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy [some blue language]
Posted on 01/23/2020 9:05:33 PM PST by nickcarraway
A time traveller has predicted that humans will be eating polystyrene balls in 2075.
The man - known only as Kasper - claims the small, white pellets will be our daily meal in the future.
Kasper told Apex TV: "I'm going to show you food, actual food, from the future. Here is actual food from year 2075."
He then shows off a small jar filled with the pellets and suggests they will be enough nutrition for a day.
He said: "These are individual capsules, and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day. You take one such capsule per day."
Kasper further suggested world governments will provide civilians with the pellets and end world hunger in the process.
He explained: "This take the place of food when it comes out, and this goes along with the government giving everybody in the world free food. They just show up at your house as free food for everybody on Earth.
"There is no more hunger on Earth, there's free food that's given to everybody, so there is no more hunger."
Huh! I never even knew polystyrenes HAD balls...
It is either eat or be eaten. I hope your keeping a good diet, so you’ll be nutritional.
He forgot to mention that by then the average person will be about as tall as a leghorn hen.
The government never GAVE anybody ANYTHING." -- John Wayne, as McClintock
(food related) Gender Inequality isn't ALL bad - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy [some blue language]
"I'll spring for a couple of ton of it." Ron Glass as Det. Ron Harris
Apex TV... isn’t that the sort of website where there are videos of people finding a chainsaw primer bulb and getting excited because they think it is a faerie condom?
Frisco, Texas?
So this is the female future we’ve been told is coming.
We must stop this at all costs.
Have you seen Polythene Pam?
Well, on the bright side, Domino’s Pizza crust is about 57 years ahead of its time.
Came in through the bathroom window?
Forget all that food stuff.
Tell us the time traveller part.
Dude you just did!!!
Oh, Gawd - you people are cracking me up!
I’ll be 101. I ain’t eating that $hit.
And lay big eggs?
Oh, wait, the Dems are already there!
Post of the thread!
His last name must be Hauser. Kaspar Hauser. Quite the Enigma.
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