Time Traveller Predicts Polystyrene Diet in 2075

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, January 21, 2020

[from occupied ga]

I’m not sure why anyone would interview a crazy person let alone publish what he said.

[okie 54]

Venezuelan would eat them now if they could get them. Thanks to socialism

[Deplorable American1776]

Mentally ill look, who believes he's from the future, predicts polystyrene diet in 2075.

Fixed it...

On the other hand, if he's from the future, could he tell us the hottest stock on the NYSE in 2075. I want to get in the ground floor. I mean, if a time traveler told me about Amazon stock 10 years ago...😋

[grey_whiskers]

"Now Slith, you have to confess it was a bit much, selling plastic frankfurters to those poor backward hot-dog lovers--"

"How were we to know their inferior metabolisms were incapable of assimilating wholesome polystyrenes?" Slith snarled. "Enough of this chatter or take full responsibility for precipitation of a regrettable incident!"

-- Keith Laumer, Retief of the CDT [1960s/70s sci-fi]

[chrisser]

Let me be the first to welcome our polystyrene overloards.

[Jimmy The Snake]

I like mine with A1

[blackdog]

Will the food capsules for the Asians be made to look like small rats? You know, painted with eyes, ears, and a little toothpick tail? If not, how do you get the Chinese to eat them?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Liberals welcome their new polystyrene masters

[ClearCase_guy]

[polymuser]

Well, if they bio-engineer a polymer-digesting bacteria to co-exist in our gut, this could be possible.

Recycle plastic into foam beads, flavor and sugar coat them and, viola, Po Po Puffs!

Our Greens will rush to be early adopters. Maybe they’ll carry spray flavorings and kayak the oceans, feasting on the plastics there, saving Earth one used water bottle at a time.

[who knows what evil?]

L8R.

[blackdog]

His existence alone proves we solved that climate change thingy.

[Vermont Lt]

I spend a great deal of time collecting, preparing, and eating food.

What shall I do with the extra time?

[umgud]

San Francisco

[TangoLimaSierra]

Huh! I never even knew polystyrenes HAD balls...

Well, not the females, silly.

[dfwgator]

Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She’s so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the “News of the World”
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[TADSLOS]

What? No Tide Pods? How will geriatric millennials survive?

[MikelTackNailer]

If Kaspar could drop me off around 1980 I'd use the foresight and stock billions to have Soros captured by the Russians; Islam properly identified as a fanatical theocratic political movement and NOT a protected religion and, hopefully, save some people from Arkancide while derailing creeping socialism. Just saying.

Oh, a Heineken fountain!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I would not mind having a few BOLOs around.

[fieldmarshaldj]

1980 would’ve been too late.