Posted on 11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST by sodpoodle
Confucius Say.
It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius Say.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland ...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.............. ---------------------------------------------------------
Confucius say, “Who say all that stuff I say???”
Confucius say:
An optimist is a man looking forward to getting married.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
Sorry -- I couldn't resist.
Funny!
Humor on sex seems to always be written from the male perspective.
good one;)
Confucius say, “Baseball is a lie. Man with four balls can’t walk.”
Man who go to bed with diarrhea problem wake up with solution.
Hilarious
Confusious says, no tickiy, no laundry.
Confucius say I’ve been dead for centuries , bet you wish you had the last word like I do!
Confucius say, “Woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.”
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
Here are actual quotes;
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confucius
samples:
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius Say:
Woman who fly ovah grabe yard upside down
have clack up!
“A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.”
Nailed. It.
bkmk
I just got a Bad Dad Jokes calendar for 2019 and read the whole year!!!....most funny and clean....
A furniture store keeps calling me...all I wanted was one night stand...!!!
Confucius jokes
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
