I don't write 'em, I just pass 'em along.
1 posted on
11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say, “Who say all that stuff I say???”
2 posted on
11/10/2018 5:39:57 AM PST by
jjotto
(Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say:
An optimist is a man looking forward to getting married.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
3 posted on
11/10/2018 5:43:27 AM PST by
entropy12
(One million LEGAL immigrants/year is too many, without vetting for skills, Wealth or English skills.)
To: sodpoodle
"Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
Sorry -- I couldn't resist.
4 posted on
11/10/2018 5:45:26 AM PST by
Alberta's Child
("The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them ... like Russians will.")
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say, “Baseball is a lie. Man with four balls can’t walk.”
7 posted on
11/10/2018 5:50:10 AM PST by
deadrock
To: sodpoodle
Man who go to bed with diarrhea problem wake up with solution.
8 posted on
11/10/2018 5:56:23 AM PST by
ArtDodger
To: sodpoodle
9 posted on
11/10/2018 6:00:07 AM PST by
SomeCallMeTim
( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
To: sodpoodle
Confusious says, no tickiy, no laundry.
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say I’ve been dead for centuries , bet you wish you had the last word like I do!
11 posted on
11/10/2018 6:21:31 AM PST by
Nateman
(If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
To: sodpoodle
12 posted on
11/10/2018 6:33:19 AM PST by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: sodpoodle
Confucius Say:
Woman who fly ovah grabe yard upside down
have clack up!
16 posted on
11/10/2018 6:38:16 AM PST by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: sodpoodle
“A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.”
Nailed. It.
17 posted on
11/10/2018 6:38:38 AM PST by
moovova
To: sauropod
18 posted on
11/10/2018 6:49:10 AM PST by
sauropod
(Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
To: sodpoodle
I just got a Bad Dad Jokes calendar for 2019 and read the whole year!!!....most funny and clean....
A furniture store keeps calling me...all I wanted was one night stand...!!!
To: sodpoodle
20 posted on
11/10/2018 7:28:27 AM PST by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Which is why Confucius went on to say: Better for drunken Freeper to put away keyboard until morning (no emails, no posts, comments). Most important that drunken Freeper not email or talk to family members.
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