Posted on 10/28/2018 8:39:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right
REVIEWING AMAZON products isnt a hobby. Its a calling. These people answered the call.
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Getting fed up with Amazon and their shipping times, ALL FAKE, supposed to arrive on Wed, it comes Fri, I left for a conference on Thurs.
David Hasslehoff is the 8th wonder of the world.
Nothing is better.
“Getting fed up with Amazon and their shipping times, ALL FAKE, supposed to arrive on Wed, it comes Fri, I left for a conference on Thurs.”
Did you stay in a Holiday Inn?
Best reviews ever are on the Licky Brush for Cats
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B01M0UXYHE/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8
I can spend hours reading Amazon reviews. But the classic review thread is still Trimmer’s ‘How to Avoid Huge Ships’:
Amazon’s Three Wolf Shirt is an old but good one that’s still going on.
The king of hilarious amazon reviews is still the Haribo sugar free gummy bear saga( sugar free seems unavailable now, I wonder why.) :
“On any given day I can be found reading a crime novel on a park bench in the middle of the city, soaking in the opulence of nature while nibbling on my tuna fish sandwiches and fending off the voracious gulls and squirrels that threaten to spoil my repose. This is me. Law-abiding and introspective. Which is why it came as a shock to me to find myself incarcerated because of the Devil’s Confectionery, Satan’s Sweetmeat, Lucifer’s Lozenges - the horror that is known as ‘Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears”.
Funny, but they somehow missed the amazing Amazon reviews of the Haribo Sugar Free Classic Gummy Bears. Those are an all time classic. (Read if you dare)..
The comments (IMHO) should be directed at the manufacturers of those products. Amazon just sells them or sold by companies through Amazon. It’s like blaming a bus driver for a rickety bus.
I now use eBay whenever possible. Most products have free shipping and arrive within a reasonable time.
You beat me to it!
“t was initially heralded by the sound of Gabriels trumpet escaping the sphincter of one poor soul. He hit the latrine and sounded as if he kicked the stall door open. For the next thirty minutes, I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.”
Here is one that I particularly enjoyed when I was researching whether to buy a Cricut:
LOL
Amazon is fabulous in my area, especially since they have their own Prime Van’s doing it. UPS deliveries of Amazon products suck.
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